I hope 2016 gets screwed to death by tentacles in some lousy Japanese animated porn.

53 years old is an insanely young age to die unless you're hyper-destitute, have the among the worst possible family medical histories, and/or you're living in a place with little to no access to medicine.

I love that you honored her wishes.

It'll get better, man. We're all here grieving with you.

I love this woman, sincerely. And I can say I would've loved her even if she hadn't been quite beautiful, and hadn't appeared in one of the movies that had the biggest impact on me.

Can you do a spittake in haeven? I hope so

Just the fact that she meant so much to you and contributed to your life in a significant way from afar is beautiful and special and should be treasured. I feel so badly for her family, but I'm sure that even with her acclaim, she'd feel very goddamn proud to know that she really helped you.

You might want to just go to a cafe and use the bathroom for a while.

Star Wars XII: The Greenpoint Menace

Naw, she got a lot of time to receive pre-Internet, pre-it's-ok-to-say-"Bitch"-on-TV-and-everywhere-else compliments. There were a good 6 years of SW fame before that cocksucker Lucas made her wear a metal bikini, and even after her character got lots of compliments and comments that were not based on looks.

She was a freedom fighter whose government was completely illegitimate and-

You chose a great person to have as a hero - deeply flawed, and troubled but smart and with a drive for perspective. It would've been very easy for her to have had the kind of life she and Drew Barrymore were headed for without ever pulling out of it.

Trinity!

And Newt!

If ever there was a year that personified John Torturro's performance in Miller's Crossing, it's this nefarious, traitorous cocksucker of a year.

He signed off on it, gave them the Wookie setting, and saw the dailies. End of argument, goodbye.

I don't care about Royalty, but Ned Beatty is a special man.

and all I got was several impending Apocalypses

That's Leia Organa Rodham-Solo, please.

We loved her. She knew.