That guy gives me the scene from Clue - Flames. FLAMES. On the side of my face

Yup. Every time the GOP loses an election - and some of the times that they win - they decide what they should do is change the voting districts. Burn, you unAmerican motherf—kers!

Absotively. But a lot of this election comes down to years of purposeful misinformation, of referring to democratic opponents as liberals when they're not, or as flat-out socialists. This is just one of the shitty legacies of the George W era - the use of bullshit to trip up the opposition. Please look up clips of The…

I can already hear Picard say, "Weed, indica, with red-strains."
*electric whirring noise*

Nice catch! Also, that guy is probably going to be in a secret prison in two months.

Complacency, misdirection, presumption of victory, and the media's complete unpreparedness for the bullshit maneuvers Trump pulled. He flatly told lies, flatly said stuff he didn't believe, ignored stuff he wanted to ignore, and apologized maybe half of one for one thing out of the many dozens of things he did in only…

Deep Space Nine Season 8 would've explored those creatures as part of a Ferengi porn scheme. Much like sex in avatar, it is pinnacle of sexual gratification

"World's Greatest Sump Pump"

Tinker Tailor Transformer Spy

Bats aren't bugs, Dr. Meridian!

Don't Elevate Robots!

I dunno, Coast Guard?

dey trk our trkz!

I'm guessing the answers to the questions in the last paragraph are : no, no, laughably no and hell no.

I heard you had a little Tauntaun on the side

Wow. Mr. San Diego/Gulf Coast over here.

I feel badly for anybody who's just buying a winter coat now!

Question 1: Are any of the movies about talking animals? If so, are they kids' films?

"Before, I was but the student. Now I am the driver."

A story of Madonna's life would be its own porn parody.