Chris Pratt is my spirit guide

But it is to do whatever you want and especially when you think doing whatever you want is cute and funny

She's young enough and careless enough and frequently somewhat non-pretentious enough that I can believe her using those words not in the fauxpology form.

They're referring to privilege, presumably

I would respect that!

So whichever movie has the most lurid fucking will win the most golden bears. Got it.

I knew Soundgarden wouldn't let us down!

I want my sexy Bach

I am not hateful, I do not condone or enact bigotry. I do not want to force any religious beliefs on people, save possibly the belief that everyone should chill the hell out about their religious beliefs. I do not think that deregulation will lead to anything other than corporations and corporate interests fucking the…

Yeah, but that scene from Happy Gilmore - while being quite funny - really brought the brand down.

My guess is… siracha, and yeah probably just the tip

Is Vin actually any good in these, or does he just stand there and pose and have all the personality of a stone? To the casual observer, it's a lot of early 90s rap video shots - pan shots of women's thong-clad asses - followed by the most intense appeal to LA minorities and motorheads. It's astonishing, because I…

No, but if you keep it up, I'll be sure to have a description of you to provide to my parents and/or the police

I saw the first one. I didn't like it. I didn't watch any more of them. And everything that I've heard sounds terribly dumb…

The Slow and Lackadaisical, an XXX Parody

As in "I wish you hadn't retyped it so that I now have to live with the words of this shitty fanboy's childish hyperenthusiasm rattling around in my head, now, too. It's a dick move, bro

That was why so many people complained about the 4th season of Justified, especially its 19th episode. All these Whedon-esque pop culture references, in an effort to seem soooo topical.

I haven't seen any of his material before, but I assume that he's really really really really really really high. And probably not on anything fun, either.

*Hands AncientShenanigan his gun*

whole-heartedly did not need to read that.