“blackly naked rear ends” what in the holy hell

It is a letter to the editor, which honestly should be made more clear in the Jez article. The knowledge that this would go viral likely played a part in the editor’s decision to publish this nonsense. 

“blackly naked rear ends”

Rose having an affair with Future King of England Will wouldn’t endanger her way of life (as Celebitchy suggests) because it’s always been fairly common for royalty to sleep with whomever and the husbands could just be grateful their wives were chosen for such an honor. Doesn’t mean Kate isn’t furious and sad.

Frighteningly, that would imply Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has centuries of royal blood.

“Mom! Why couldn’t you have bribed the trademark office? GAWD!”

“except God, who isn’t there and/or doesn’t care”

The Christian right loves to use public prayer as the loudest form of passive-aggression. Newsflash: everyone hears you loud and clear (except God, who isn’t there and/or doesn’t care).

This is one area, as a gen-x’er, where no amount of science will ever overcome my terror. I’ll never knowingly sleep with someone with HIV, not if they’re on the top-quality medication and I’m using a condom and on PrEP. It’s the realest boogieman of our generation. 

Also, uh, Joe Lieberman and his wife made a surprise cameo appearance???

YOU ARE NOT PROVIDING FAMILY PLANNING SERVICES IF YOU REFUSE TO PROVIDE CONTRACEPTIVES. Dammit all to hell. I’m a little peeved

These clinics also buy up buildings that house abortion providers and actual comprehensive repro health care services, run them out, then put up one of these crisis pregnancy centers — so when people show up to a clinic they are used to going to, SURPRISE! they are inside a CPC. Planned Parenthood in my area was…

“Let god plan parenthood”? I’m trying to get pregnant through ivf and follow various ivf hashtags on instagram. SO MANY of the americans thank god when their ivf is successful. Some try to be cute and say it was a little bit of science and a lot of prayer that got them pregnant. Seriously?!? Ivf is the most unnatural…

My mother took me to see “Cabaret”. Not exactly “Deep Throat” but not exactly family fare either. I’m sure this will come up when I join the 783 other Democratic presidential candidates.

Florida has changed the law. You no longer have to have surgery to get your documents changed. We live here and my wife is starting her name change process and then will be doing her gender change. 

Oh my god that sounds awful. I live above a restaurant and one time I heard a dog whining for what felt like an hour. It also started freaking out my dog despite all my windows being locked shut. I called downstairs and some guests at the restaurant just didn’t want to eat outside on the patio so they tied their dog…

This is for birth certificates? If so, then yeah, Wikipedia is out of date.

I do transgender care in Texas and there is no surgical requirement. One letter from your medical provider stating you are under care for gender dyphoria and it would be detrimental to your mental health to not change you name/gender marker is all that is required. In Travis County ( Austin) you can even file online. 

Yep, this issue was posted in January. However, that was just about Japan upholding the law after a challenge, whereas the crux of this piece is the Human Rights Watch report.

I don’t disagree, but I think that the environment I’m talking about is like the one you’re describing but on speed. When these parents specifically send their kids to college prep schools that are already exorbitantly expensive, and when a lot of these rich parents already have far more resources than even the…