Between that and all of them going to mexican restuarants in the last week, they’ve hit the full troll point; if they were online, that’s generally when a mod would banhammer their a*sses without warning.

The governor of South Carolina is “tough on borders”? What borders? The one with North Carolina?

The only good thing from the past 24 hours or so was watching all the people ranting about “TRUMP’S HANDS ARE TIED HE HAS TO FOLLOW THE LAW IT’S CONGRESS’S FAULT AND OBAMA’S” suddenly go quiet after the EO.

Spokesperson: “It’s a jacket. There was no hidden message.”

A friend of mine (who spent his 15th birthday in jail because he told police that he stabbed his dad in the stomach with a kitchen knife rather than his mom after he beat the shit out of her again, and whose mom was murdered by his dad less than a year later) shared this on Facebook just last night. I had no idea that…

Her chief of staff needs to be fired for not tackling her at the door. My wife texted me an image of that and I thought it was a screen grab from the Onion. “No way that’s real”, said my brain. They truly are fucking with us now. 

GOOD SAVE BRO! I also show my distaste for the Establishment with clothing from Hot Topic.

I am at minimum fifteen years more tired and sad than I was last summer.

She’s the FLOTUS. At what possible official function would this coat be considered professional and becoming of a government representative?

Must we pretend that she ever cared about anything or anyone besides herself? She has not once used her whole ass to help other people, and she has been silent about all the unspeakable cruelty that her husband’s people can concoct. This contemptuous woman has earned our universal, collective disdain.

“I told those guys to fix it. Not my fault they failed! I just inherited these screwed up departments from Obama.”

One of my favorite professors taught me, “There are no accidents in art.” If a brushstroke stays in the final version of the painting, even if the initial stroke was accidental, then continuing to keep it on the canvas renders it intentional.

I love him and feel like he’s one of the only guys that actually “gets it.” It’s not “what if it happened to your mother/sister/daughter” bullshit with him. He has actual empathy, which is more than can be said of like 95% of men (if I’m being generous). Russell Simmons is a piece of shit who pursued underage models…

Oh, yeah - she just grabbed this out of her closet, as some of her sycophants are claiming. So she cares so little about her position and her image that she even HAS anything like this in her White House wardrobe?

YES. IT WAS INTENTIONAL.

i am pretty sure i read an article that said that when grandfather trump was trying to become a US citizen, he fudged the paperwork about the dates he had arrived in the states - saying it was 2 years later than it actually was.

And his mother was an illegal Scottish immigrant...

wasn’t it trumps own grandfather that came from Germany illegally?  these people - truly, they have no shame.

Is it just me or does “Upbring New Hope Children’s Center” sound like it was ripped directly from the pages of a dystopian sci-fi novel 

Fucking awesome, good for her. Just want to note that Donald Trump is not her boss or her boss’s boss, etc... Congress is supposed to be coequal with the Presidency, even if they mostly seem interested in refusing to take responsibility for anything and then posturing when things go wrong (e.g., the constant stream of…