Or The Beverly Hills Diet - the one where you ate a shit-ton of pineapple. My friend did that for the express purpose of fitting into her mom’s Calvin Klein jeans. One day she called and said, “Come over - I think today’s the day!” When I got to her place, I heard a weak call for help from the living room. She was…

I remembered he married his second cousin (known since childhood) and went to his Wikipedia page to confirm and read about his serial cheating using tax payer money. Wow, he’s such a slime bag!

I once saw a woman in a grocery store in suburban Minneapolis that I thought looked like Ivana. She had a cart stuffed full of groceries, a hot pink tracksuit, white pumps, a full-length fur coat, giant, expensive-looking doorknocker earrings, hands covered in jeweled rings, and full hair and makeup complete with lip…

So, to recap: If you are a sex worker, you are automatically a bad person and a liar. So if someone rapes you, robs you, or cheats you in some way, you should not be believed. A sex worker not to be believed, so you can commit any crime against them you want. That’s what I’m getting from Rudy.

As long as the attacks on women and minorities continue, I’m not going to be civil about anything.

Agreed. I mentioned in another article that either HBO or Netflix (which has Michelle Wolf’s show) should pick Bee up. I’d love to see her really cut loose.

He’s really not. Compounded by the fact that ‘abandoned his first family’ makes any dude seem about as appealing as Steve Bannon.

I’m so furious she (was made) to apologize. Now I kind of want her to leave TBS. Can HBO pick her up and have her follow Jon Oliver? I’d renew my HBO subscription for that.

Most deliveries in NYC are made via bike or motorized bike (for which no driver’s license is required).

Why is she wearing a big clunky man’s watch?

He applied for his green card. He’s married to an American citizen and was waiting on a response from immigration. He did what you people bang on, “doing things the right way” and still may get deported and separated from his family.

How dare some uppity non-white woman tell me not to give my kids Lunchables and soda!

I didn’t think there could be a worse way to tip than a Christian pamphlet but here we are.

Ha,I think all those one ingredient diets actually do work because no one eats as much as they imagine they would of one single thing day in, day out. I had a friend who lost weight on an all bacon diet but had to stop after three weeks because she couldn’t bring herself to eat more than about 800 calories worth of it…

This needs more stars. I have a pet theory that Ivana is Donald’s perfect match, his true soul mate, but one morning he looked over and noticed visible signs of aging, and he had to end it immediately or face his own mortality.

Huh. Hey, remember the time Michelle Obama suggested eating a vegetable once in a while, and people started rioting in the streets?

I still dress like the one on the far right.

Ivana has always been a vile, classless, tacky asshole. There is nothing she would not do for money—and nothing she hasn’t done.

Don is stuck in about 1987, too! The hair, the tie, the gold-plated schlock.... Well, those two always were a natural match....