She looks like she’s turning into Skeletor with a wig.

What I enjoy about this is that the Trump shoe still manages to suck, even as it tries to be an exact copy. Each tiny change was a change for the ugly, so that the left shoe is a delicate lark and the right shoe is a sherpa kidnapping.

Her shoes are pretty cute, which infuriates me when I am physically drawn to them and then realize who made them. But the clothes are blegh. I just hope Nordstrom brings back Jessica Simpson’s shoes in exchange. That line is GREAT.

Wow. Way to fuck over your wife there, champ. And no, I don’t mean Ivanka. I mean Melania and her lawsuit, setting the “value” of being FLOTUS at $150 mil.

Well now if she starts selling it in Walmart and Kmart the Ladies Auxiliary of the MAGA Army will buy it up like hotcakes. 

“She told me I could let the hookers pee on me but not kill them with my tiny hands. Heckava brain to pair with those titties.”

Totally understand. I have enough anger to be spread around. I also am angry about people on both sides of the aisle that acted like Clinton was the worst person that has ever existed.

I personally am more pissed about the lazy, hate-filled, greedy, American pussies that vote for these shitsticks every god damned election.

Nothing prevents them from pointing out that any particular thing she says anywhere else is a lie. They don’t need her on to do that. It’s a question of whether they are willing to allow their network to be used as personal platform for spreading lies just for the sake of access.

with the explicit hope that she’ll lie on air and they can gain clicks by calling her out on it.

Decimation is in the eye of the beholder. At least 62 million Trump voters look at this as an attack by the biased liberal media on a good conservative woman who made a mistake and admitted it.

Look, those of us who were/are willing to cut her some slack based on what may potentially be an abusive marriage aren’t the enemy here. Having empathy when we don’t know all the facts isn’t a negative thing and the amount of people on here slamming the legitimate concern for her that has been expressed by DV…

I explained this to a FB acquaintance who I thought was projecting her own relationship issues onto Melania and I got a huge lecture that I have no idea what it’s like to be in an abusive situation, red flags, blah, blah, blah. Funny thing is a couple years ago I was going through emotional abuse but she was so…

What kills me are the people that says she is educated. Like educated in what?

Omigod. My Trumpy relatives have been “liking” Melania fan pages for the past two weeks. The posts and threads on them have two themes: a) Melania is the most beautiful and classy and human and wonderful being to ever live in the White House and b) horrible racist shit about Michelle Obama.

Any sympathy I had for her, and I was one of those hold-outs who preached empathy, blah blah etc., has evaporated in reading this news. You’re on your own M-Tru.

Get a drag queen from Drag Race to play Ivanka. That would piss him off.

If your skin is so thin that you verbally abuse someone until they leave the theater just because they flipped you off, maybe you shouldn’t be a comedian. :/

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

okay, now we NEED Rosie to play Bannon...