What about that ritual where you remove the brides underwear in front of your families and the men fight over who gets to smell it? Or those christian theme weddings where the daughter symbolically marries their father? Nothing you can make up is weirder than the shit straight people do at weddings.

It is downright skin-crawly. As a poor undergrad (actually I’m still that poor), I resorted to putting newspaper over my apt. windows. No one needed to see my 20 yr. old behavior..

Once, in better times the allegedly civilized nations determined in a court of what we used to call “Law” that “just doing my job” was not acceptable /admissible as a defense. Good times, they were then. #scaredshitless

Legitimate Question: Do you feel the same about those who are asked to help set up for the inauguration, or work the cameras for it?

It’s reasonable so long as gay couples can get a damn wedding cake and some flowers from where ever they want.

By far the simplest solution would have been to say that they’re already booked.

It’s to dehumanize and marginalize women, it’s not fucking complicated.

I have also noticed this. I would really like to know what the logic is there. Not because I think it’ll be convincing or profound in any way, just basic curiosity about the mental gymnastics. Like, she’s already unclean so assaulting her is cool? He knows raping someone is wrong so it doesn’t matter if he’s comitting…

Puritans are the perfect example of “What happens when you are scared out of your mind all the time.”

Attention men:

While I agree that Mariah is petty as hell, I very much doubt she ever thinks about these people unless they’re brought up.

Isn’t it funny how strong unions and tax brackets that look like that coincided with most families having a solid standard of living from just one income?

Or perhaps what with the rapture coming, they don’t expect much of a terrestrial future.

All that’s important to them is the power they receive NOW. It’s always about the now with the GOP, and never, ever about the future.

By somehow turning “learned” and “educated” into negatives.

They don’t know how to handle ennui very well? That’s really all I have. People who don’t have a rich inner life, who feel vaguely dissatisfied all the time for no particular reason, who idolize Hollywood romance/war movies as ideal situations to aspire to only to realize that real life is actually pretty dull unless…

Throughout the confirmation hearing, everyone should pretend to forget which department the hearing is for. “Now, Mr. Perry, how do you see your role as Secretary of...um...sorry, what position is this for again? I forgot. Oops.” Make him say “Energy” every time.

I think Clint is way more into Joanna than she is into him. He’s just smitten with her and she’s all, hey, can you make it an 18 foot custom table out of old growth mahogany by Tuesday? And he looks at her like the heart eyes emoji and says “Sure, Joanna! Anything you want, Joanna!” and then she goes back to her…

A degree is becoming as useless as a high school diploma.

I actually kinda like the look of brown diamonds in a rose gold setting. Not enough to actually drop money for them, but I’d admire them on someone else.