Yeah, but at some point it must get tiresome for people to keep bringing it up. Like, instead of mentioning that you’re famous in your own right or discussing the important and interesting work you do, all they want to talk about is your family life.

Bingo. I hear Billy Bush gets incensed too if you bring up his Bush family relations. Both Cooper and Bush probably believe that they are true “self-made men,” rather than (humbly) admit that they have benefit from the inherent privilege that comes from their family backgrounds.

We have reached PEAK HIPSTER!!

Seriously, I get wanting your offspring to be unique. But I’ll remember a Mike who invents a cure for AIDS faster than I will a Balthazar who makes craft cocktails based on moon phases.

Axel, not so bad. True edginess demands dropping the errant “e” and just naming him Axl. And yes, people do that.

Balthazar? BALTHAZAR? God, I hate hipsters.

Like Axel is becoming sort of common, but why name your poor offspring Balthazar and then call him Bo? Why not name him Bo or Beau?

Still better than the billion names that rhyme with Aiden we’ve been getting for the past 20 years.

I do a lot of backroad and small town travelling and always find spectacular homes in some of the tickiest little burgs. And cheap as hell, too. Keep in mind though that if you buy one of those places in one of those towns, you’ll be branded as a weirdo because the unique and unusual is considered strange and…

A girl I roomed with when I studied abroad with was from Baylor. At the time, I was a devout Catholic, and she was a devout Evangelical Christian, so I figured we’d have enough common ground. And to be fair, she was lovely, and an all around good roommate for the five months we lived together. But once, just as…

The in-laws are constantly like, “Oh, Cousin so-and-so just bought a LOVELY house in [desolate exurb]!”

Ugh, I knew a guy from Minnesota who was telling me all the house he got for the same price I paid for my condo outside of DC. And I was like “... but you’re in Minnesota.”

Am I the only person in America who isn’t enamored with open floor plans? I am all about a house having good flow, but it seems weird to me to be able to see the entirety of your main floor no matter what. Does no one ever want to watch TV or read a book without hearing the dishwasher running or kids getting food?

Elliot Fucking Rodger right here. And all the men complaining about “forced celibacy”. It’s okay ugly women like me die alone in the streets. But ugly men are owed vagina, damnit! Don’t women understand their only purpose in life is to suck some guy’s dick?

This is the real deal. If women separate sex from child-bearing, they aren’t going to settle for just anyone. We will (gasp!) expect someone who cares about our wants and interests in bed.

Truth. Trump voters obviously haven’t read Marx and Engels, but the foolishness of allying oneself with the bourgeoisie when they are your ultimate enemy is....painful?

lol but um seriously this is true. My libido plummeted to negative 3000 the day of the election and has not returned. I was planning on getting back into online dating and shit but i basically took one look at Trump, 2 looks at Facebook, and was like, eh, celibacy is looking pretty good right now, bye foreverrrrrr…

Real reason for this trend: So many guys have been acting like such douche-nozzles lately that no women will have sex with them. Between the Bernie-Bros, the Frat-Bros, the Trump-Humpers, and the mansplainers it’s getting pretty tough to find a decent dude.

At least he has his priorities in order:

She’s looking at President Incompetent. It’s Vice-PResident Evil. We must keep this straight in our minds, otherwise we’ll go on a celebratory bender when Herr Asshat gets impeached and then find out that its Purple Pony Pence prancing into the Presidential Position posthaste. Which will trigger another round of…