Only Rihanna can pull off something that gives you the silhouette of Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants.

LuAnn was killing it last night. She was particularly dismissive with Bethenny which I kind of enjoyed because she kind of deserved it but also made me cringe because I was there in my teens and that shit’s scary. Still Bethenny has such a long history of being insensitive and speaking over people that whatever. The…

Luann is the bomb! The way she out Bethennied Bethenny was insane!

Luann seems genuinely elated and in love with the guy. I have to believe that it’s for real because I don’t think she’s a good enough actress to pull off that kind of performance. Maybe housewife years are like dog years and 6 weeks to them is like 6 months or 6 years to us normals.

There’s something bizarre about everyone banning Sonja from the tequila tasting trip when Dorinda’s the one who’s been trashed every single episode this season.

Look, if banging Sonja precludes you from dating, then everyone is out because Sonja’s probably banged MY wife!

OMG THIS. All the people crying “bu-but he didn’t even make her famous!” NO SHIT SHERLOCK. The line was playing on the absurdity of how the entire thing got played out in the press. I actually thought it was funny. Take away my feminist card, I guess.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE DO A WELLNESS CHECK ON NAOMI’S ASSISTANT?!?!?!

Yes somebody speaking sense over here. She totally approved it and then acted like she was shocked, a poor little innocent white girl attacked by the big bad black man all over again. I can definitely understand how that upsets Kanye and Kim because I think she's deliberately playing into that trope and it's subtle…

You should be able to buy cold, individually wrapped slices of pizza at the store. In the breakfast aisle!

I noticed that, too. Those RT commenters are brutal, and love to talk about how they will boycott this or that Housewives show as if Bravo will actually notice. So entitled they are! So glad Jezebel brought back recaps.

I saw that!! Shocked.

The Brandi friendship baffled me. Her insistence during the first season about how obscene it was for a woman to get drunk turned me off her. When she lectured the landscaper about learning English, she became one of my least favorite housewives of all time.

Yes, to the “condescending.” I didn’t even mind her hypochondria as much as I tired of her constant prissy mini-lectures: “A friend shouldn’t...” “A woman never...” “Why would you even...?”

Maybe the phone has a Lyme Journey app.

Really mad. Until she checks her bank balance. Then it’s kool.

I had no idea Ms. Knowles had fans that old!

Ghostface says QEII should back off the cultural appropriation

Another thing: what’s with the oddball names of these senior Republicans? Reince Priebus, Newt Gingrich, Grover Norquist.... Are they really aliens, like Ford Prefect?*

This is my girl! She is a guilty pleasure, because while she is talented - chick can be ratchet as all hell. She has the bestest breakup with an asshole song ever! That mess is so bad they shot the video & put it on YouTube, but pulled it from the album. Haha.