I’m suuurrrrre that was part of it.

I just read that Josh Taekman name was in the Ashley Madison database. Unsurprising but I can’t help but feel bad for most of these women. As a matter of fact most of the single ones seem a whole lot better off. (with the exception of Lisa VP, Eileen and Heather. Possibly ok are Kyle and Yolanda)

Even before the affair came up, Shannon was so critical of everything. David looked like he’d checked out years ago. She’d complain because he ate chips and salsa every day and got upset he had a drink because she said he never drank, while she downed vodka left and right to the point her daughter said she was fun at…

I was so uncomfortable watching it last night - though of course I did. One of the guests on Watch What Happens Live mentioned that Shannon is the saddest of the housewives of any show and I have to agree she is. And she is damned well going to take everyone down with her. Every now and then I see this really silly,…

‪”I feel like that is the untold story of this data leak—how many people just aren’t getting a sexual connection they want. And rather than talk about how people could solve this problem, everyone is just moralizing.”

Because YOGA NERD IS AN AWFUL PERSON WHO STARTS EACH DAY BY MAKING HORRIBLE, MEAN FACES AT SEVERAL BABIES UNTIL THEY CRY.

LOOK I FOUND A PICTURE! This is the second one he did. He won a $1,000 savings bond and we got to go to a Bulls game fo’ freeeee

My mom STILL likes to tell how I was basically the Tasmanian Devil at home, but when she entered me in a baby race I was more interesting in sitting there and looking at the other babies than actually moving. Forty years, and she’s still a bit bitter.

These things are legit! My little brother won TWO of them when he was a baby, and for the first one, he won us an all-expenses paid vacation to Mexico for a week. For crawling 50 feet. LONG LIVE THE DIAPER DERBY

Jim Morrison and John Lennon were both beaters. That doesn’t stop people from revering them. I don’t have an answer, but we need to remember there is violence towards women in rock, it may not be so up front.

Yeah, but I’m the arbiter of my own feminism thanks. There were some highs (acting) and lows (clunky writing) of the movie, but overall I liked it. Yep, it’s pretty clear it isn’t an accurate history of the NWA members’ personal lives, but it’s got solid set pieces and I think it’s good that police brutality is put…

My sisters theater in Minnesota posted armed guards for the screening. My other sister in DC had to have her purse searched before going in, both things that have never happened at their theaters. Universal has already announced they’ll be reimbursing theaters for beefing up security for this movie, despite the fact…

Let’s be real, they did not hire extra security because of theater shootings. They hired extra security because they expected high turn outs of African Americans to a movie they thought would get us riled up in this time of unrest. Which is fucked up because we’re not the ones shooting up theaters. It's connected more…

And this is why Egyptology is amazing.

Praise be to Isis...

I will probably get a lot of shit for this but I have a soft spot for Odom. His dad was a heroin addict, he lost his mom at twelve to cancer, he lost his six month old to SIDS, he’s had a tough run. Yeah, yeah, he was a professional NBA player making millions of dollars and threw it all away for drugs and blah blah…

I stopped watching PLL awhile ago (I mean it just got so exhausting). But I’ve always maintained that it was often one of the most feminist shows on TV. The four main teenage girls have their love life drama but they are almost always there for each other. They don’t sleep with each other’s boyfriends/girlfriends,…

Any excuse to share my Shrek-ogre baby. My ogre and their demon would have the most incredible babies. Arranged marriages are cool, right?