I’m a 36-year-old dad and I honestly think you’re going through the same thing as me: too busy / lazy to learn new game systems so you retreat back to stuff you already know even though it’s not actually better. That’s why I’ve put 150 hours into Skyrim despite not caring about the story at all (probably not even…

I tried that but I’m from Michigan. It was distinctly forced. Had to go with what felt natural, and that was calling retired women “guys.”

I dunno, when I was waiting tables I had a few women in like late 20s / early 30s offended by “ma’am.” Like, “how old do I look?” So I stopped using it. I just started calling everyone guys. “Hey guys, how’s it going?”

No no, you’re thinking about the Alessia Cara song. The lyrics to this song are much darker: