My best friend has said these exact words to me when I visited him. You are now also my best friend...

can't wait til I meet a 200 yr old dj...that dude will know his music ^_^

To some degree everything hes stated is true. There are often requirements by clubs regarding style, musicianship and "draw" (the ability to draw a crowd in that venue). I am a man and a musician and have had booking agents pass along such requirements to my music projects. I can't speak to the misogyny of the female…

But Master Jerry, the LSD is strong with this one. He is the chosen one

im 28 and regret doing too many drugs :)