The only thing I could think of is some contractor about to go under needs to get appliances and a toilet installed by tomorrow and their credit is cut off. Or an OCD burglar.

He’s got a point though, who the fuck steals a toilet? And they stole his appliances? What the actual fuck. Not only does taking a toilet not make any sense, but did they take his fridge and shit too? ... How? If this isn’t an elaborate prank being perpetrated on him, I need to know the reasoning behind it. Surely the…

This is turning into a real shitstorm on Twitter.

It might have been squatters.

Somebody in the NBA is taking “tanking” far too literally.

“Steve, this isn’t what I meant when I said to go steal Charlie’s shit”

This is a despicable crime. Unless it’s the Mad Pooper, in which case, hats off for the growth you’ve shown.

That shit was bad but that wasn’t worse than the Gronk hit. Bet he appeals and gets it down to one.

Does the term have some deep importance to you? Or did that confuse you on the general message of the comment?

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That’s weak sauce, you can’t throttle that, you need to spread the joy. I was at a Bruin’s game way back when at the old Boston Garden and some dude a few rows in front of me in the first row of the second deck projectile vomited about 6 gallons of Sam Adams, chowdah and probably parts of a grinda from Papa Ginos onto…

Let’s not rule out Mourning sickness.

I’m pretty sure when the seats are that good the hot dogs are free. Whom among us wouldn’t try to eat the year’s quota of hot dogs then? Whom?

Yeah, that’s defamation alright. Who likes brunettes?

“Your crappy baby shoes story is garbage, Hemingway. Watch what I can do with 12 words.”

I need to see the video before I can decide how I feel.

10 and 3/4.

What’s the number of her trainer?

That’s one way to lose 75 pounds...

Obviously. Everyone knows JB is into hentai.