i’m hoping for a rage-induced heart attack.

don’t forget the large number of them that talked about how HRC and trump were the same for an entire year and then, at the last second, wrote long-winded grudging articles and facebook posts about how they GUESS they’ll vote for Hillary but only because sane people in their lives are promising to punch them in the…

you remember in 2009/2010 when people kept putting up those “miss me yet?” billboards about GW? never thought I’d be saying this but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES.

who is the organizer? i can only find mention of Shervin Pishevar, who is of iranian descent but is an american citizen.

as someone who has left an abusive relationship, the gif of her dead-eyed smile/frown during the inauguration is absolutely an indication to me that she is expected to perform happiness upon command or fear donald’s wrath.

trump has spent the last 3 months calling hillary’s win illegitimate even though he was secretly relieved to have lost. preppers have begun planning their lady-free bunker communes because alex jones has convinced them that hillary is about to begin showering them with estrogen from the sky via comtrails.

arrival is SO GOOD. it is getting snubbed by sci-fi nerds because it has “lady stuff” and it’s getting snubbed by everyone else because sci-fi isn’t considered “legitimate art”. but trust me, it’s well worth your time.

can’t star because looking at trump makes me want to shoot myself in the face. but funny otherwise.

i’m just gonna keep posting this chart until the end of time. as the percent of women who support a policy gets closer to 100, the likelihood of said policy becoming law goes to below 10%. ‘murica.

in news that will surprise exactly none of the people who kept trying to warn all of the folks with a cory booker boner...

tom you need to shut up and look pretty because you are ruining my boner for you

this change sunsets automatically in 2 years - they will likely do the same thing if they win the 2018 elections. if not they can let it die quietly and start investigating dems again.

trump would have to be capable of acknowledging other people’s opinions as being as valid as his own in order to accept criticism or make changes due to their suggestions. 

lol according to the physical ailments in this list i have been pregnant nonstop for a decade

dear god no, this is most assuredly a man who thinks his own “prettiness” (which hasn’t actually been pretty in quite some time, dude) more than makes up for his sheer lack of sexual prowess.

THIIIISSSSS

i guess you missed all of the white supremacists who are themselves claiming that trump best represents their interests. most notably many of them were disengaged non-voters before 2016 and now they are in DC doing nazi salutes at fancy dinners. i mean yeah trump is not LITERALLY hitler but actual nazis are telling us…

when they get the shaft (which they will), trump will tell them that it’s muslims/women’s/blacks faults (or whatever other minority he decides to hate). it’s straight out of hitler’s playbook.

i’m actually inclined to believe that WWIII starts because russia invades eastern european countries that were historically part of the USSR and trump doesn’t give a shit. and then we join what is effectively the axis of WWIII, which definitively lays to rest the idea that we are a benevolent superpower for anyone…

san francisco and surrounding areas are particularly bad because they have laws preventing buildings of higher than 4-6 stories. i’m not usually one to scream “regulations are fucking everything up!” but in this case they genuinely are. there is no way to make cheaper housing when you physically cannot build more…