“The Belgian internationals were in the wrong place at the wrong time” is a common line used by German Denayers, too.

*has PTSD flashbacks to Greinke’s 58 mph curve in MVP 2005*

She could just start a rumor that the girl was really a small man. There’s a way out of every situation if you’re willing to go low enough.

For Mayweather’s sake, I don’t know why you even bothered to write anything down.

Curt Schilling has reported that he hasn’t seen any actual evidence of homophobia, but for the life of him cannot understand seeing so many snowflakes in late May.

Every day he looks at her like it’s the first time he’s seen her. That’s just love, baby

“Guess he’s not a gunslinger.” - Gruden

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.

You say dildo and beef in the first few sentences. I am expecting porn by the end.

I look forward to the day when I’m not considered less-than simply because of the viscous gooey residue preventing my cap from fully closing.

Joe Scarborough has the weirdest head-size to facial feature-size ratio I’ve ever seen.

The tax cuts are just a happy coincidence for the GOP. This is mainly about image. They’ve been promising a repeal and a better plan for six years and feel they’ll lose face if they don’t actually do something. So Trump gets to brag that he’s replaced Obama’s health care legacy in a fraction of the time and the house…

Really interesting story, Cecilia.

Me saying ‘make your free throws’ is not a take.

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