As a final fitting tribute to the punter, the family gives up possessions.

I was standing right at the finish line. What a wild finish.

You clearly are blind.

On what grounds do you assert that he will never care about his victim, be ashamed or experience genuine regret? Seriously, stop. This stuff - what you are doing - is part of the problem. People were FURIOUS that a father would defend his son, for God’s sake. How can people not understand that ALL OF THIS is about…

I had a big long wordy reply typed out but I deleted it all to say fuck you instead.

Took you 25 minutes, but you found a little sentence to get upset about! Congrats!

Close, it’s almost burfict.

You guys are gonna get Michael J. Fox fired in his first week at his new job.

$30,000 from a party that is not responsible for my loss? Sounds pretty generous to me.

Well she sure didn’t give a damn about anyone else but herself.

She should have taken the deal since that was all she was ever going to get. She really fucked it up for the rest of the other people.

the disgrace was the families suing in the first place. Just because a few people on comment boards and social media feel bad doesn’t mean you can do whatever the fuck you want legally. They hired ambulance chasing lawyers, turned down a hefty generous settlement offer, and then lost on it. PR? Fuck that. Don’t file…

If she’d just been born a few years later, they’d never have to worry about the birthday/playoff thing.

An artist’s rendition:

Usain simone doesn’t like all the coverage?

So Lochte basically told the Cartman version of the story

Lawyer: Ryan, since you left Brazil and they probably won’t extradite you, you’ll likely be tried in absentia.

I understand your concern but don’t know why you’re implicating me in all this.

If mail is so heavy, how do the postmen carry it??