Pablo Sandoval’s weight loss makes much more sense now

Legit chinese food is terrifying. It tastes fine, it’s the prep and visual part that I could’ve done without

Does Chris Cooley spit or swallow?

Andy Murray is awesome. I used to volunteer at the local Tourney during college and he’d always chill out in the promotion tents (mostly to get some alone time or away from crowds, but he’d always give a quick hey or some small talk first, which is definitely not the norm for other players). Chatting/annoying…

Ronaldo should know: if you produce waste in Naples, there won’t be anyone to clean it up.

Jesus dude, sorry we all can’t be experts at everything. Thankfully you’re here to bless us with the knowledges

I went to a Jesuit college despite not being Catholic or all that religious in general. I was dreading the mandatory semester of theology but was pleasantly surprised when it was basically “LOL if you think stuff written over a millenium ago is stone cold truth”. Not that I agreed with all of their stuff, but I can…

+200 (for writing name correctly)

Dan Snyder has also extended an offer to be the team’s mascot.

Vidal would be so pissed, which makes it the perfect scenario

I reckon throwing it over your shoulder like a continental soldier is the most practical

Carl Everett’s worldview is tearing at the seams

Can Chelsea please give a contract to Mike Dean so China will take him?

Hoarders are disgusting

Anyone not understanding #5 isn’t qualified to make their own

Can confirm that tennis parents are, indeed, the worst sports parents. Yes even worse than “weekend travel baseball tournament dad” on Sunday.

+1 headshot

STILL THE TOP DEMBELE IN WORLD SOCCER IMO

I lol’d at the thought of Marvin Lewis being let go a few months ago. Like Mike Brown wants to go through the effort of finding a new head coach and staff. Besides, a mediocre HC is the best possible outcome and a slim possibility at best.

...and the tortoise has a solid 75 years on both.