“Tell AP’s agent we want him, but we’ll only go as far as a 4 year, $80 million deal with half of that guaranteed.”

*Dan Snyder picks up his phone*

I don’t know what to do. I want to signify that I appreciate your contributions to this conversation but I very, very much do not want to star these comments...

+1 million dollars of unpaid loans.

Alternatively, a cat or two who think counters exist solely to allow them to reach the top of the fridge/cabinets more easily.

Can we add a counter-height dog who may or may not lick ingredients within her reach? Also, she gets to lay right in the GD middle of the kitchen floor while you are cooking.

Making curry chicken? Well, little Xanthus has dumped all of your curry on the floor and smeared your cooking oil on his bare chest. Good luck, asshole.

I dunno, I feel like if I ever visited the site of a concentration camp, I don't think I'd be in the eating mood. And if I was hungry, I'd just solemnly eat a Cliff Bar in the car by myself and think about how much humanity sucks.

I’m sure they’ve had a Trump cosplayer calling her names for months now, I don’t know what it would take for Hillary to actually get worked up.

That’s just the wurst idea ever.

Just what we need, another cooking show for Magary.

She gets a standing ovation

no shit. plug it in every night habitually. how fucking hard is that?

I’m amazed they haven’t done this on Cutthroat Kitchen yet.

Cooking shows and cookbooks grossly underestimate the cooking time and simplicity of nearly every recipe. On TV, your average chef is working in a spacious, spotless kitchen, with all necessary tools nearby (no busting out the blender from the attic because there’s no cabinet space), and every onion and clove of…

Are the dogs kosher?

Curt Schilling would start a petition to make a statue of the moment.

Who doesn’t?

It’s a top 6 list, not a top 80.

Bah, it’s just the northern Oregon Country.