Seahawks had more penalty yards than on offense. Net negative yards and beat Dallas on the road.

Oakland is definitely the source of the carpet cleaning. When real shit is getting on the carpets, you’d want cleaning too.

Ow My Balls! It’s a TV show that will appear in the near future.

XFL - Making CTE great again!

Nerd fights are the best. Pi is exactly 3!!

Why do people use their real name on Twitter???

He was in a glass case of emotion

Rule number one - each parent must referee a game.

Tolerance for hot peppers means you have burned off all your taste buds right?

My popcorn can’t pop fast enough!

Stan: you don’t even know anything about Christianity!

I used to referee wrestling, that is some skills. I had the baseball slide down, feet and head first, but this is another level!

So that’s how his shoulder got hurt and just might keep him out for the rest of the year.

Does no one listen to Cris Carter? Always have a fall guy!

Doug Baldwin does this move

Will this address the injustice of letting Jay Cutler play in the NFL?

My God almighty!

Not just body paint on the wall....

Brown got traded to the perfect team. He’s not even in the top 3 guys who have protested or have actively spoken out on the Seahawks.

Of course this will be the reason why he loses or wins the world series tomorrow.