You can straight pipe a turbo car. The turbo muffles the noise. Think Neon SRT-4. Sorry to any SRT-4 guys but your car is a Neon.

And blinker fluid

Washer fluid! As long as it doesn’t freeze (=

Wow that would make a great movie. You should try to sell the story.

There was this time I skipped school, as did my best friend Cameron, then we lied about my girlfriend’s grandmother dying to get her out of school. My buddy Cameron’s dad had this Ferrari 250 GT California in the unlocked garage, so we “borrowed” it to drive to downtown Chicago for a day of fun. We left it at a…

People’s fear of Mustangs will too.

I owned this... 1996 pile of Chrysler sadness.

Or an eagle shits in your mouth the exact moment you yawn.

Pretty sure I’ve posted this before, but it started to rain with the top down....and instead of pulling over to put the top up, I thought I could make a curtain of air keep the rain off me if I just drove faster.

Not my story, technically, but my mother once had a snake fall out of a tree into her convertible Mustang as she was driving underneath it.

Right. It’s like, how hard do you have to try to be this racist?

Her voice doesn’t help. It’s like, falsely deep and just sounds like she practices enunciating every night before bed. It’s always made me want to throttle her.

She won’t, because no one will hire her, well maybe FOX News with a show: In bed with Kellyanne.

Right? She chose to lay down with pigs. Her own fault she’s covered with mud.

The movie about the guy who fucks his best friends wife?

They traded in Jay Pharoah and Taran Killam, both of whom were amazing, for two of the most generic white dudes imaginable—and those two white dudes are now in every single sketch.

...there was some debris on the road and the driver lost traction.

This will never not be relevant.

With the OLOTUS (Oompa Loompa of the United States) calling the shots, it might not be a bluff.

So does anyone have an idea on how the child hung 4 people up in a tree??? I'd love to know some alternate theories on that.