so you’re saying....

Technically, they’re hyper-advanced Kryptonian overpants - far, far beyond this young world’s primitive underpants.

Yes, he’s a huge douche.

4 houses? New Corvette for son? Pays tax with coins?

Oh good, so Capcom only has to send a letter to one guy...

Because of Trump, right?

I’m scared for my family.

I know it won’t happen, but i would love it if they just went balls to the wall and built a 1000 hp AWD challenger. Though I’m still shocked and delighted that they’re one-upping themselves again

There’s going to be a day in the near future where one of my non-enthusiast friends asks me about my car and I’m going to have to say, “Naw man. This is just a Hellcat. It only makes 707 HP” and they’re going to walk away disappointed.

Can confirm that these are ready and on the road. Challenger/Charger/300 plant is on my way to work and they test drive through the area every day. So I usually see at least 10ish cars on my way into work.

Talk all the shit you want about FCA, but how can you not love SRT and everything they do?

How about this: Back in the 1990s I applied for a job at a small marketing agency in town. The two owners wanted to interview me over lunch, so we went to a local restaurant. After we ordered, the main owner, who’s name was Charlie, said, “Our agency’s very influential in the field, and Jerry and I are very well known…

Asking for money!?

A clear warning sign would also be if the interviewer forgot to spray tan the top of his head...

I must be living in the wrong part of America, because I swear to God I have never seen gas station sushi in my life yet I’ve seen it mentioned often enough that I believe it exists.

I had my son 4 days after my 22nd birthday, and have been grateful ever since.

What’s the best Age to have kids? Never.

One day I was at my cousins’ place and we inexplicably decided to smash all of the windows in their garage. Would you believe it, we got in trouble.

lol go outside