Please do a follow-up post for people who need LESS self confidence. 8-)

Alpha <3

“Leave our alliances, fall back on a nuclear first use policy.” Does he understand just how F’ing dangerous that is?

Sounds like this is the real problem: he says it’s my fault for “never wanting to do anything.”

Let’s be clear “wife who wrote the letter”. It’s not all your husband’s fault. Whenever a relationship fails, very rarely does 100% of the blame fall on ONE person. It’s usually much closer to 50/50 than people realize.

How the fuck does a man in his 30's stay out all night until 5am? Does he not have a job or any responsibilities in life?

What, you don’t like being on fire?

Huh. Didn’t know you owned a Ferrari.

That’s what I’m thinking. There’s NO WAY that car is traveling almost 130km/h. You can see the fence posts passing by. They should almost be a blur at that speed and range.

Didn't look like he wrung it out, just wound it up a tad

Hopefully the boy’s mother has a chance to speak at the 2020 DNC.

Is it me or does the link not work anymore? It just takes me to the DirecTV homepage.

Is it me or does the link not work anymore? It just takes me to the DirecTV homepage.

He’s so drunk.

Women are dangerous. I heard they bleed out devil blood every night and also during the full moon. Always safer to go with a manly male who is also of the Caucasian gender.

I feel like we are all under the influence of a massive gas leak.

I’m finding myself fighting the urge to slap people upside the head any time I hear someone say that with a straight face.

He’s not that dangerous and I honestly just don’t really like Hillary. She didn’t really make me feel anything last night, so ya know, whatever.

Especially now that the Mustang can “handle”.

He really should have apologized. It’s pretty unprofessional to be playing a game while at work. At least he was honest about his actions. Still pretty shitty though.

I can’t take it anymore. Please... enough with the damn Pokemon.