However, if anyone is trying to marry me, this is 100% the best way to avoid our future divorce.

Beej.

I would have to respectfully disagree.

Seriously. Show me the "dick sucking chromosome." Show it to me right the fuck now with a microscope. Essentialism makes me craaaaaaazy.

" We want to be pleasing by nature, that's in our DNA"

Pete Carroll (walking over to Lynch and Hauschka): You know who else was ready to ride? The 9/11 hijackers, if they actually existed.

Hiding out in that supermarket would of course explain where Abraham got all the gel to keep his hair like that this long into the apocalypse.

Last night's episodes special guest: Rubber.

as noble as that sounds, sorry, you don't live amongst animals that can do that. their looks ARE your business inasmuch as you have to look at them.

I agree with not body-shaming in general. However, I draw the line at enabling. I've seen the obese on scooters epidemic at Disney World, and have no wish to see that become the norm in my own country. Every time I hear of one of these types complaining that the shop aisle in the little corner shop isn't big enough to…

Wow, that was some Dukes of Hazard stuff there. I hope everything turned out ok?

So, yes. NEVER pass up a chance to sleep during a long road trip."

CBS has made a commitment to produce a pilot for a Limitless series, based on the 2011 movie starring Bradley Cooper. The show was in development last year, but now you can officially get ready for Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman's take on a drug that enhances the brain with some intense side affects. [Deadline]