That looks like a pretty fancy center console for a car that doesn’t have a passenger seat or a rear seat.

Fast and Furious manifolds. Dom-approved.

I really hope SNL jumps ALL OVER THIS and exploits this. Chump cannot stand to be mocked, but we love it.

This is almost perfect. It just needs an option to allow you to auto-disconnect/hang up the call instead of letting it ring indefinitely. THAT would get annoying.

What’s the big deal? It’s not as if it’s as important as a birth certificate.

It’s just like the days of Napster...

I’m scared for my family.

Did no one ask him which one he’s going to buy? Which generation?

You say that now, but wait ‘till the terminators come. Soon after you’ll be huddled around a fire for warmth, eating dog food with a stick, remembering how the world used to be before the first wave of DARPA-made hunter-killers came.

Pssh. What do you think this is... the future?

Why doesn’t that BMW douche have his hands on the wheel??? Or is he knee-driving?

If fake = magnificent then you should be in heaven 24/7 b/c them titties be out 24/7.

As a heterosexual man, I can confidently say no.

Does she own any tops, dresses, turtlenecks that only show a little bit of bossoms?

Man, this IS eye-opening.

Is he related to Donald Trump? If not related, they have to be pussy-grabbing buddies, right?

Well they HAVE to. Bullets have no effect on Dominic Torretto.

By the time they get to the 10th and final movie, they’ll be racing vehicles in outer-space. Book it.

Shouldn’t it be called “Fifty-TWO Shades of Grey” (with Michael Bay explosions)

I like(d) this charger, but fast-charging support would make it perfection.

I like(d) this charger, but fast-charging support would make it perfection.