One way street???

Just...

If you go with your "I'm an Attention Whore" shirt on, they'll be sure to recognize you next time.

That's exactly what I thought was funny (DVD player guy). I just imagined some weirdo speeding to keep up with you, trying to force porn on you lol.

Um, where's the goddamn gif for this?

"The first was a guy in a parked car as I was walking back from class one day in college in LA. He was just sitting in the driver's seat, staring at women on the sidewalk, yanking it in broad daylight. This guy I was able to get arrested because there were some convenient bike cops nearby who I waved down. The second…

Neck tattoos = bad decisions.

He's so in love.

This article details the fine points exactly:

Posture. Get some.

I am very happy to be here (Akeem voice).

Nonetheless, it doesn't mean I don't want to know them.

I'm aware that it depends on traction, but I wanna know how the car compares... performance-wise... to other cars in it's class. I care less about power levels and more about performance.

Now that they've released the price, what's the holdup on the 0-60 and qtr mile times?

Awesome car. I miss my mystichrome. Just don't try to boost past 4th gear or do any high-speed runs.

He also played a lot of stickball.

I suck, but I'm young and learning from my mistakes.

It's time for this to stop. Most of the tweets I see about this make NO mention of ALS. It's become the new planking with hardly a reference to the original cause.

Holy crap that's... awkward lol.

That doesn't mean nae nae quietly in the corner."