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Yeah...no. Black Brits have varying accents, just like everybody else there.

STORM INTO YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE AND BEGIN PUNCHING CEREAL BOXES

DEMAND TO SEE THE MANAGER

NO NOT THAT MANAGER

THE REAL MANAGER

THE ONE BEHIND THE FLOWERS

PUNCH BOXES UNTIL HE APPEARS

He will come. He must.

Um, good for you?

Wow you must be new.

She has the same kind of acting style as her mother — just suuuuper laid back and chill and understated. Like they just did three hours of yoga and smoked a bowl.

I believe Beyoncé is pregnant with twins. I also believe that Blue was born via surrogate.

Current level of excitement...

🎶 housewives intro music plays 🎶

Could you describe the idea you were going for by posting that video? There is no fucking WAY my finger’s anywhere near that play button.

Recline away. That bump you feel in the middle of your back? That’s my knees. No, I don’t plan on moving them. Enjoy.

I yearn to be friends with John Waters more than anyone else I could name.

nah

A comment from another immigration attorney that was shared with me just now, a concern about how exposed the personal information of DACA clients already is, and how it might be used:

All Shoulders Matter.

I just called to say I love you.