I think he sorta knew. He is kind of a dick.

Yes, I want to win a pissing contest about one of the most upsetting things I’ve ever gone through. Piss off.

Well, that brings me to the silver lining of the whole ordeal. My dad has some pretty severe mental issues so I am somewhat glad that we don’t share DNA.

Only in a joking way — my dad and my mom are both way shorter than me and my dad has blonde hair and light blue eyes. I’m tall and have brown hair and brown eyes. I really never thought it was a possibility though.

It sucked because at first my dad was pretty horrible about it (i.e. telling me that I need to pay him back for 30 years of gifts he’s given me), but now he is acting normal again.

Basically my dad’s family all had done it, and when I submitted mine, my DNA obviously didn’t match with any of theirs. Then I asked my mom and she finally fessed up.

Basically my dad’s family all had done it, and when I submitted mine, my DNA obviously didn’t match with any of theirs. Then I asked my mom and she finally fessed up.

I DID THE BLACK FRIDAY DEAL TOO! What a deal lol

I found out my dad isn’t my bio-dad through Ancestry.com’s DNA test too. Pretty devastating.

Umm... I listened to that Reply All episode about Zardulu and this realllllllly seems like a tricky little Zardulu stunt.

That story is so horrifying.

She is so fucking pretty!

Immigration lawyer here — and I used to focus on these exact type of cases. This sort of thing happens ALL of the time (and happened under the last administration as well). If you plead guilty, its a conviction and DHS doesn’t care if you didn’t know the immigration consequences of pleading. The good news for this…

Yea....I found out my Dad is not my biological dad through AncestryDNA. In two words: it sucked.

Adam Sandler sounds so...tired?

Yes x 10000. I’m an immigration attorney and this shit happened ALL of the time under the Obama administration. The blame is on congress.

Agreed. Fellow immigration lawyer? To me the story is absolutely missing some key pieces. I do not understand why the lawyer filed this.

Hm. I’m confused. I’m an immigration attorney and I am really curious what exactly the lawyer filed.

Well, I’m married to one and he’s great. There are shit men in every country. My own sexual assault occurred in South America while I was traveling alone. I wouldn’t generalize about all South American men however, even thought I do feel there was a cultural machismo thing there.

Hm, I don’t know. I do not want to live there but that is certainly not my experience with Italians, and I have a lot of them in my life.