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Conservative Democrats getting elected in conservative districts where previously there were ultra-conservative (or just radical) Republicans is still a win. Voting with you sometimes is better than voting with you never.

MAGA = making attorneys get attorneys.

“Normals”

Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin are pure fucking magic on Grace and Frankie, and I’d watch Dolly do just about anything. I do think that remakes are over-done, so I’d really prefer to see them in something original, but I’d absolutely watch, regardless.

Yeah, I never realized how much girliness I’ve retained until I got a niece. I will say that having a cloth diaper wearing nephew has been fun too- the cuteness is off the charts. I can see how people get obsessed with cloth for sure.

I felt the same way about babies until I had children. Dressing them up in an adorable outfit and then changing out of cutest outfit because of the smeared shit up their back or (more likely) spit up and vomit all over the cuteness. Babies are dirty.

Bribe him with fish fill-ettes.

If you tell 45* aluminium is not the same as aluminum and that the US doesn’t make aluminium I’m pretty sure you would be tariff free.

This. I know several holders, and while they’re all talented, they aren’t Einstein. Hell, they aren’t even Celine Dion.

[citation needed]

I moved from Massachusetts to San Francisco at the behest of my friend who was also my hairdresser. 10 years later, I moved back to Massachusetts. It’s been 6 years and I still haven’t found a stylist here who can do what he does with my hair. I finally just gave up and accept I only get my hair cut when I get to SF,…

I don’t know why your comment reminds me of this but it does:

I love that the sentiment of this is that women are doing something *wrong* by not eating like dudes, when actually, dudes are fucking gross. I eat junk food in private, where no one can hear how loud I crunch or watch me lick my fingers, because its gross when anyone does that.

I get the point you’re trying to make here, and I appreciate it. Yes, it is bad for men to rape, and it’s also bad (but not as bad) for them to sometimes deliberately ignore cues when they are inconvenient. But unfortunately, just about every straight man has probably done some of these bad things, so cutting them out…

This was laid out really well - and I agree. I think sex is as unique to people as their fingerprints. And people are pretty weird. So if one’s sexual identity is a reflection of who they are, we’re going to discover that many expressions of sexuality fall in to these grey areas. It’s a kind of non-consensual sex, but…

Ditto what ambivalidextrous said. It seems to me that your arguments here have been misconstrued and misrepresented, and I’m sorry to see that. I think you’re raising valid points, and I appreciate your perspective. I’ve been thinking a lot lately about restorative justice, prison/police abolition, what does all of…

I agree. When I was 19 and still incredibly awkward, I tried to work up the courage to go ask a girl at work out. Every day I would tell myself that today is the day I walk up, introduce myself, and at least try to get to know her. That didn’t happen. Instead, my manager pulled me aside at lunch and told me that I…

You are caught in that strange world where people (seem to?) deliberately misread what you said, restate it as something simpler, stupider and less thoughtful, and then yell at you for the stupid words they just put in your mouth. It’s a weird spiderweb to be stuck in! Especially for someone like you that’s making a…