don’t be sore about it.

This is a blistering hot take.

1. She contracted oral herpes

This reminds me of an old joke:

Who uses in-store lipstick samples on their lips?! Who are the people doing this?!!! That is so gross on so many levels and that is an appropriate natural human response because...this woman got the herps.

This is what angers me. You can be a heterosexual and a pedophile, you can be a homosexual and a pedophile, you can be bisexual and a pedophile, you can be pansexual and a pedophile. Being gay doesn’t automatically mean you’re a pedophile. Just like there’s shitty straight people there’s shitty gay people too.

(I don’t see how this woman could be sure that she got it from a lipstick sample, there are tons of asymptomatic people out there.)

between Sephora and Usher, herpes is having a real break out moment.

DO NOT EVER PUT TESTER MAKEUP ON YOUR FACE!!! Jesus, we need a sign for this now???

I’m 30 kinds of disgusted by Kevin Spacey today, and for once it’s not because of his doughy physique on House of Cards. First, thanks for tangling up being gay with preying on young boys. Because no one has ever conflated those two before, making life hard for gay folks. Second, you’ve been in the glass closet for…

When the Kevin Clash (Elmo) story broke a few years ago, there were people actively making the claim (as I’m sure there still will be in some corners) that it’s just different when it comes to gay men and adolescent gay boys. As the rationalization goes, having a kind of gay mentor/guide can be very helpful to young…

I definitely believe there’s an element of keeping his powder dry (i.e., not coming out) until just such an occasion. That he’s gay has been somewhere between an open secret and common knowledge for at least a decade, and his long-time friendship with Bryan Singer has always made exactly this type of scenario seem…

And because he is gay he can’t prey on a minor?

I don’t know about the coke but apparently Andy is gross with the bartenders. They’re all young models or actors and Andy hits on everyone.

Cohen offers his guests alcohol all through the show - in fact, the bartenders are part of the show. The sober ones turn it down, the others drink. Sure, alcohol is legal/socially acceptable, and cocaine isn’t, but I don’t see a huge difference. Adults are responsible for their own choices.

No, you got that all wrong. “Limbs” is the like the white people version of “drank.” Instead of codeine cough syrup and soda, it’s a Ludens cough drop (cherry, if you can score it, or lemon) dissolved in a Michelob Ultra and some Tab.

I agree she shouldn’t get death threats (unrelated to AC). I just don’t think offering coke to guests in a industry where it’s kinda/was the norm a big deal. Just say “No” right?

Ooooh em gee. I’m a glutton for punishment, so I clicked through to The Chainsmokers Twitter and found the best part: “You find god in between the cracks of a wall when you’re puking your limbs out.”

They are the kind of famous people that make me glad I wasn’t famous in my early/mid 20s. People who manage to be famous without humiliating themselves during the obnoxious “my brain finally finished developing and now I know everything” phase truly are blessed.

Dirt Bag gives TMZ a lot of clicks, which I never click on, because fuck them.