First off, let me say that anybody price gouging for vital supplies in an emergency is a giant piece of shit, and deserves to be known as such.

Pro tip: If you have to create a situation ENTIRELY DIFFERENT than the situation the grown ups are talking about to prove your point...You might not be ready to talk with the grown ups yet.

Did you read the fucking article? It was a supermarket, not someone’s house.

“I heard that one time, people were probably doing it for the wrong reasons” (hey, houses have food in them too) is not proof, or even particularly good evidence, that “most people do it out of being pure scumbags.”

Tom Llamas won’t share his HBO Go password with his fiance.

Unrelated: Tom Llamas also gets out of the shower to pee.

Tom Llamas drives 55 mph, even when passing a truck.

For real. Yesterday someone on MSNBC was talking to a man from the national guard, they were broadcasting the call. The reporter asked if the national guard guy had any important messages to convey- his answer was, “DON’T SHOOT. If people are in stores taking food and supplies, they are in survival mode, and we’re…

And it’s not like the store’s insurance is going to do anything but total the entire contents of the store rather than nickel and diming, looking for every can of tomato sauce and copy of In Style that can still be sold.

Isn’t he the same guy who, on 9/11, called the NYC Dept of Buildings to report that some WTC employees were exiting the building without swiping their badges on the way out?

This is a deep cut but glorious.

Seems a little harsh to criticize a guy whose mind moves at Llama speed; not everyone can operate at African Swallow or even Cheeetah.

At least he’s not Turtle, amirite?

What’s even worse is that he posted on Friendster that he set up a traffic cam and was sending the police photos of all of the jaywalkers and jayswimmers.

THERE’S NO RAIN DELAY FOR JUSTICE!

Product lives matter

Merchandise are people too, people forget that.

sadly for the rest of us, his actions are irreversible and he remains a deeply shitty person

To be fair, Llamas is Spanish for “You call.”

I bet he was a hall monitor.

Yup, wouldn’t want people you know, trying to FUCKING SURVIVE during a national disaster.