“I wouldn’t have any idea which store coupons are worth clipping, and the manufacturer coupons don’t add up to much on their own.”

You’re not going to save 10%. You’re going to save like, 1.50. COupons are not a cure-all for saving tons of cash.

Here’s a genius fuckin tip, champ: if you want her to use coupons, FEEL FREE to clip them yourself because she’s the one obviously planning the shopping trims and buying the food and probably cooking it to so HEY lift a finger!

meh, the industries for which it actually matters have been using metric for decades anyway (except for lockheed on that mars orbiter, apparently)

IDK it’s kind of like calling him dumb without naming him or calling him dumb cause he already knows he’s dumb

They’re making me love them even more.

If you hate being a dick about it, then stop being a dick about it. She does a shitload of work to save money already. Clipping coupons is a huge time sink that gains savings that generally don’t justify the time put into them. Unless you think your wife’s time has no value? And if you’re adamant enough about clipping…

Someone yelled “Irregardless is not a word!” at Mark Sanford at a town hall the other day and I felt warm inside in a way I haven’t since November 5th.

You should ease up! Coupon clipping ain’t where it’s at anymore.

Merriam-Webster is on it:

I never said that it was his main issue.

On point

Right? And the dickhead told eeeeveryone. Plus, it really all came down to the fact that his mother hated my mother. Had nothing to do with me, she just wanted to get back at my mom for something so she figured the easiest way to do that was to go after me.

Ugh, screw Joshua Winstead.

One of the things that makes me super angry when I hear about the American health system is how poor people just don’t go to the doctors. It confuses me, because it just means people get sicker and eventually cost more (totally ignoring the human pain cost). For example, I can’t remember the last time I paid for the…

I want to see more politicians getting reamed during town halls. That shit is good for the soul.

Does the baby need a fucking pacifier? Welcome to high stakes politics, the status quo: no matter what it is never good enough! And y’all should know after you turned into frothing gremlins anytime Obama so much as looked at a golf club.

When I was in the fifth grade and Joshua Winstead told everyone that his mother had made sure to invite everyone in our grade to his birthday except me because my family couldn’t possibly afford a good enough gift for her precious baby’s big day.

When I had to lie to my mother about how hungry I was because there wasn’t enough food for the both of us.

Because you’re running for goddamn president and it’s important to demonstrate that you understand the real issues facing that office. Switching to the metric system is a good enough idea because it’s annoying that we’re using a system of measurement that almost no one else uses, but, goddamn, if you think that’s…