Wait, so when he’s in a relationship, is he clean or stinky? I can actually see it both ways—clean when in a relationship to “impress” or dirty when in a relationship because of comfort/laziness.

This is rampant in legal writing, and unfortunately, I’ve come across those in the profession who seemed never to really get it down. Admittedly, it took me a while to conform my previous academic writing to legal writing, but I realized it had to be done.

I disagree with your premise that voter ID laws are good and make sense, especially considering the pretense on which they are established: that in-person voter fraud exists in such a substantial way that it need be curbed. So, while there may be reason to make obtaining ID easier, there’s not actually a good reason…

Didn’t know that, but thank god! If I had to hear one more word about ‘the cansuh,’ gah!

HAHAHA haven’t seen that, but perhaps I should. Sounds entertaining.

Unbeknownst to me (because I gave zero fucks; my travelmate ended up relaying this to me later), on a recent flight I was on, apparently, some guy got pissy when I put my carry on in the overhead bin in the “space for his jacket”.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA alright, now that I’ve recovered from your comedy set, while I too prefer if people were a bit better dressed on flights (and generally, to be honest), a commercial flight is the air equivalent of taking a greyhound. I think it’s fine that the dress on flights reflects this.

Just wondering why the microphone was described by color...

Gosh, Kanye is the archetypal tortured artist, simultaneously hating himself and thinking he is the GOAT. It’s kinda sad to see except that it’s also entertaining as hell.

Amazing.

This is not snark, but a genuine question—why? I ask because I think that’s my first instinct, as well, but when I actually consider it, I can’t come up with any legitimate reasoning.

Wait, what? Surely my eyes have not lied to me—dad’s sometimes have to bring their daughters into the men’s restrooms, too.

This is 100% a cost vs. privacy thing. At least 90% of the corporate law firms I’ve been in (dozens amongst those in Chicago, NYC, and LA) have down-to-the-floor or close stall doors in the restrooms that clients will use. So, we’ve figured it out how to do it, and then figured out that the peasants don’t deserve…

It’s almost as if you did not read this article which mentions Post-Treatment Lyme Disease Syndrome and links to the exact same thing you posted. PTLDS is real. Chronic Lyme Disease, however, is not.

af—as fuck

It said I was woke and showed a guy drinking coffee.

To be fair, the two are basically synonyms...

Apparently, someone has not been keeping up with the latest developments in osmosis economics...

You are not. I was but a wee little one when those red frames graced my family’s television screens, and miss her show so, so much, but mostly the version that was half-trashy. It was the smallest step up from the half-serious version Ricki Lake show, and that’s what made it “classy.”

For a hot second there, I really wanted Omarosa to be on RHONY to give us more of that, but then it’d just be the Omarosa Show, and I’m not here for that.