"Yet another reason to hate KFC"

You're really missing the fucking point.

...are you stupid, or did you intentionally miss the point?

Both this and the FC4 boxart "issue" you mentioned are stupid "issues". They're pointless.

It's not just animating a female character.

S'ok. I wouldn't marry someone so mentally impaired as to believe in an imaginary friend.

It would be terrible if you didn't believe in the same imaginary friend.

Someone wasn't invited into the secret clubhouse/treefort as a child.

Lololokay.

I thought only journalists were allowed to go to E3?

Exactly. It clearly states, "another game". FF15 is the exact same game as Versus just with a rename, so it's not another game. You also wouldn't have to fucking move development or resources if you're just renaming it.

I am now very curious about what fucking weird ass sounds you're making during your orgasm.

Yeahhh, that one picture... with the two extra young girls. All the other girls seem to at least be in their low to midteens, but those two... like holy fuck they have to be what? Five and nine? I had to sit there staring at that one because I felt it was the creepiest of all.

People would have to be idiotic to buy the Xbox One, even with the price drop/lack of Kinect. The PS4 has the higher specs and better performance and PS+ is still cheaper than Xbox Live Gold.

But it still is the worst system on the market. The PS4 still has the better specs and performance, this is indisputable. PS+ is still cheaper than Xbox Live Gold. I could go on. The Wii U, while worse spec wise than both the One and PS4, has the benefit of having Nintendo exclusives.

This entire fucking article is flimsy. It's just idiotic whining. Which, really, what else does one expect from Jezebel.

Ahem.

He's not wrong.

Oh boofuckinghoo. He said faggot. So fucking what.

It still hasn't been fixed. This is hilarious.