That's sadly a better advertisement than any of the actual ones put out for the game.

Make it into a movie. When was the last time a Disney movie had a male lead? Treasure Planet? Aka almost thirteen years ago. It'd help shake off the BS idea these days that Disney movies are just for girls. One of my friends kids refuses to watch Frozen because "Disney is for girls". I keep telling him how good it is…

I've always been a fan of the Tales series gameplay. The story... 'eh. Abyss was okay, as was Vesperia. But jesus fucking christ. I can't ever get past the terrible character designs. They're always way too fucking flamboyant and busy looking. Like tone it down.

Exactly. Bay would never fire his BJ toy.

Inb4 this guy works on the CGI team for the movie.

Big difference there, buddy.

Reading comprehension, son. He put three hundred hours into the FIRST Dark Souls. One hundred and fifty into the second, which is the one he is saying is terrible. And reviewers technically have to put those kind of hours into a game whether they like it or not, in order to do the review.

"Dying 1000 times"

I'm sorry... but if he's played 150 fucking hours and still doesn't understand the game? Then he's a fucking retard. Thus the issue is with him and not the game.

As Nightshade already pointed out quite well...

Yeah, she tends to be a bit of a retard.

Full of black people saying nigger nigger nigger over and over again and then crying about how offensive the word is.

Lemme guess.

"Anyway yes indeed, things like text adventure exist, although I'm not sure I'm ready to call it a game so quickly."

Banner Saga looks like shit.

"16-bit looks like shit"

You'd have about fifteen to twenty dollars. Maybe.

"I wasn't a fan of the first Amazing Spider-Man film when it came out in two years ago."

Mmk.

I haven't played Jenga in awhile, but I don't think there's a spinner in normal Jenga. So yeah, I guess there is a rules difference? And I guess the Mario's are used for something too.