This article is so timely! Yesterday at Walgreen's I came across this Vaseline Lip Treatment, which is packaged in the tiniest, most discreet container. Seriously, it's a little taller than a quarter. Perfect for my bedside table, as I apply Vaseline to my lips before I go to sleep. Can't take it anyplace else…

No. Just no. As Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. said downthread, Roger is Joan's true love.

Awesome graphic! On his twitter feed, Issa is still insisting the debate was about "religious freedom". Sure it was, dude.

My office's temperature is usually set to "frigid" so I keep a shawl at my desk for warmth. This shawl came in handy one day during a fight with my boyfriend—I retreated to the restroom and cried into the shawl to muffle the sobs. After about five minutes, I went back to work.

The original text and image are awesome. Just added what I feel is most likely in Nancy Brinker's brain.

Don't get so upset, poor ladies—that can't be good for your cancer.

Adele don't need no stinkin' apology from Karl. She has a perfect, wonderful, wiggly, rubber-bellied dachshund.

This .gif is mesmerizing.

This totally justifies the handful of Hershey Kisses I eat with my breakfast. Yay!!

I got my "tramp stamp" days after I turned 18 in 2000. It's a random tribal design that my very adorably nerdy guy says resembles a fractal. Most days I forget it's there.

Was he really trying to spin the glitter as confetti? Ugh, what a politician.

I am so sick of the continued politicization of women's health.

Oh, cool. May you rock the red and houndstooth well!

Thanks. I was too bashful to rock the pattern on all ten digits, so I came up with that.

Are you referring to college football? I come from the north!

I have the houndstooth stickers, too! I didn't put them on all my fingers—just on my ring fingers and then painted the rest of my nails red to complement. Maybe next time I'll try them on all my fingers.

The rolls on the white puppy make him (or her) look like a little michelin man (or woman)!!

Yes, I like Emily's writing, too.

"Oh, I'm sorry Rick, you don't like receiving this in the mail? I guess you'll just have to make the best of a bad situation...."

My dad is like yours in not wanting to know anything about my status.