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SWIFTMAS IN JULY AND I AM HERE FOR IT

Mister Tunick offers us an edifying reminder that women are mystical, unknowable, unfettered nature spirits. We are living reflections of The Sun Mother’s vitalizing warmth; her primordial womb, the arcane origin of all humanity. We are a species that mankind should not dare to comprehend, that the cosmic knowledge…

I’m a mom to millennials and I thought it was cute and kind of spot on. Someone should be working on a game app that also leads people to their polling place the first Tuesday in November.

Right, she was just regretting causing this brouhaha, which is ridiculous in the first place. She’s not walking back or apologizing for one word, nor should she.

I would like it if he did and then you were super embarrassed.

I think messing with (or stealing, or overpowering) someone’s food is one of the MOST abusive things you can do. Food is primal. It’s one of the last things you can control when your life is in chaos and it’s a carryover from our lizard brains that our food is life and worth fighting for.

He’s trying to hold it all in because when he stomps his feet his socks slide down.

bless its heart

Bouchard continued, “Yeah, I don’t know. Nike didn’t give me any other talking points for this dumb dress shirt thing. It’s easy to move around in, which I love — I hate tennis clothes that bind my arms to my sides or hobble my legs. I think the dress is really nice, and I also think it was nice of Nike, my corporate…

I think it’s a vicious rumor started out of jealousy by the ferrets.

She’s talking about butt stuff.

Yeah, I had the same reaction. Actually, we’re among the first generations where it’s become socially acceptable to swing in pairs and fuck other couples- as long as we don’t discuss this in public, of course.

Maybe they are refering to women who died during childbirth? Or the first generations to use Viagra.

Haha, I have a similar experience, only it was an adorable one, but it is forever tied with the part in the movie. In Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, there’s a part where the Whomping Willow smacks a bird and it basically blows up into a pile of feathers. Anyway, when watching the movie in the theatre, there…

I feel as though your username was born from this experience.

#notalllatinas think he’s a great monster! Some of us think he’s a flatulant small handed impotent monster who has to wear diapers at night and cries in the shower, who only messes up facts because he never learned to read and only hates brown people because he’s never properly figured out how to tan his skin enough,…

I hope to get out of the grays, but this video is only a few weeks old, but it is on point with your remark and I completely agree.

Jia, I just want to say how much I appreciate your work on this site and your writing. If I ever run into you in the City, the Chipotle’s on me.