I heard the Kasich Signal was supposed to be in the shape of a pickle but really, it just ended up looking like a giant dick. Still works though.

Yes!! I swim at my local YWCA every morning and while there’s many POC in the weight room, running the track, taking/leading classes...no one is in the pool. I totally get that there’s a whole range of hair issues for POC re:swimcaps but I also feel like there’s more going on that isn’t addressed enough. It’s a stark…

The real victory of this outfit is that along with the beads, the jacket is able to cover her back privates AND her neck privates.

This reminds me of a really tasteless Jon-Benet Ramsey joke an older friend made about a little girl who was dressed up in a sparkly outfit walking ahead of us. At the time, I cringed and gave her a wan smile to acknowledge that she had said words out loud but it stuck with me as a missed opportunity to shriek:

Friend, I’m sorry to be the one to say it but that high horse you are riding on is actually a slippery pile of shit.

Let’s all go to The La Brea Tar Pits after!

I also just got into it with a white, straight manfriend right after that disaster of an interview by The Daily Mail. Of course the defense for all the gaffes in that piece is that Sanders is ‘the moral center’ of his campaign and his advisors will be ‘dealing with the details’ of his policy. When I asked why I should…

haha, that is 100% how I viewed my friend’s marriage because they never seemed to care where the other person was. “How chill!” I naively thought. “How totally trusting and open they must be with each other!”

Yes, I do understand. I know they are good friends and I get the joke is ‘HAHA-DUDES-BEING-GAY-SO-CRAZY-NO-HOMO. My point is that he comes across as a real tool in this and many other interviews - not to mention that he wrote that entirely obnoxious Netflix series about how hard it is to be a rich white dude with a…

I dunno, as far as I can tell, he’s pretty much a giant wang.

I think that’s her point? That even though she has the outward appearance of a icily cultivated woman she can still be a sexual person.

HA! The civil emergency sirens started going off all over my county this morning starting at 4am and this was the PD response:

Okay but...how else do you get the boys to keep jockin’ and chase you after school?

ugh, seriously?? I would 100% rather have Denise than Abraham! Those two basically represent (what I imagine must be) the warring factions of the writers room.

for sure! My friend has been with her lady for 2 years but they have had to do the long-distance lovin’ for 8 months. One of the most frustrating things they deal with is trying to talk everyday - there’s only so much caring you can do about your partner’s coworker drama when you’re 2000 miles away. This app seems…

You guys think there’s any correlation between the hiring of a no-nonsense babysitter and the naughty toddler behaving himself?

As obnoxious as it is for...

YES. I 100% want to be a fly on the way for any conversation Hillary and Huma have about their terrible husbands, especially if it involves them indulging in forbidden cheesecake.

If anyone is having trouble visualizing this scenario, here’s a helpful image: