I’m 30, also with a very nasty, sarcastic and short tempered dad. I feel you. Last year, I ended a two year relationship that I thought was great because...all of the sudden, I realized it wasn’t.

HAHA.

gadzooks, I wore a very close variation of this whole look to my junior prom in 2001. We are wearing sparkly chokers again? I am so down. Cyclical fashion is delightful!

Not to mention the OUCH! I passed out when they put mine in and was a puddle of tears for two days after. Still makes my cervix constrict to think of it.

haha, grandpuppies at least.

naw, this whole incident got this particular collection a lot more eyes than otherwise would have seen it and her being charming is good publicity too. Models trip and fall, fart onstage, rip dresses and make faces. It’s how they handle the awkwardness that matters. Those little flashes of personality are usually what…

You’re totally right but it’s also because they need the hispanic vote. They have a large chunk of it because of immigration/citizenship support but if they start saying the word ‘abortion’ outloud, there’s a lot of catholics who are going to change their minds in a hurry. I know that my deeply catholic grandmother…

Super not-ok but the real sin is that album cover.

newp. just quick-browsed her instagram. still terrible. maybe worse. hard to say.

Completely! I am a stealth pee’r and have been known, in the wee hours of the morning (ha) to be lazy/take advantage when walking my dog down the wooded path near my house. She always looks slightly bemused, maybe a little impressed? I prefer to do this in the winter because peeing in the snow is hilarious, but…

I hear you on the improbability - no one who witnessed it could believe it was happening/had happened.

10/10 could be a 30 Rock parody of a Garry Marshall movie.

OMG, I didn’t get it at first because I was like...what, a normal shopping list? BUT HE’S A GUY. HE’S HER DAAAAAD. I totally get it now! It’s funny because the fact that she needs tampons means she’s ready to have babies which means she’s ready to have sex which means he’s going to be forced to think long and hard…

Good quote...in highschool. But you don’t wanna carry that attitude into your adult life. My least-favorite college friend and I broke up because she copped a squat on a bouncer’s shoe outside a swank nyc bar. After he was super chill and let us in with no ID’s!

Watch that and follow it up with Definitely, Maybe, where he plays a pie-in-the-sky dreamer who wants to be president and idolizes Bill Clinton. He is so broken hearted by the phrase “that depends what your definition of is, is” that he chucks a full box of lo-mein at his TV and breaks down into sobs. I related so…

When toddlers turn two, they start to learn how to say “no”, right? How is Kanye going to cope with that? Is he just going to put his fingers in his ears and say “DADDY CAN’T HEAR YOU UNTIL YOU SAY YES”?

oh hay! I saw up-thread that you are a Minnesotan as well!

omg, Josh. you are so brilliant. you totally got right to the heart of this (obviously biased) article and made me rethink my dogged loyalty to THE ESTABLISHMENT. Blew the lid right off the conspiracy. Thank you.

At first, I thought I was reading a very clever accompaniment to this very clever article. I am disappoint.

I am ready to see her take him apart, piece by piece. He never felt more powerful than she and his comparative weakness has been a frustrating part of the show. It will be super cathartic to watch this season if it focuses on the hypocrisy of his success and seeing it ground to dirt under her tastefully chosen pumps.