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OMG, I didn’t get it at first because I was like...what, a normal shopping list? BUT HE’S A GUY. HE’S HER DAAAAAD. I totally get it now! It’s funny because the fact that she needs tampons means she’s ready to have babies which means she’s ready to have sex which means he’s going to be forced to think long and hard

CARROL AND DARYL. #1 platonic besties.

Good quote...in highschool. But you don’t wanna carry that attitude into your adult life. My least-favorite college friend and I broke up because she copped a squat on a bouncer’s shoe outside a swank nyc bar. After he was super chill and let us in with no ID’s!

Watch that and follow it up with Definitely, Maybe, where he plays a pie-in-the-sky dreamer who wants to be president and idolizes Bill Clinton. He is so broken hearted by the phrase “that depends what your definition of is, is” that he chucks a full box of lo-mein at his TV and breaks down into sobs. I related so

When toddlers turn two, they start to learn how to say “no”, right? How is Kanye going to cope with that? Is he just going to put his fingers in his ears and say “DADDY CAN’T HEAR YOU UNTIL YOU SAY YES”?

oh hay! I saw up-thread that you are a Minnesotan as well!

omg, Josh. you are so brilliant. you totally got right to the heart of this (obviously biased) article and made me rethink my dogged loyalty to THE ESTABLISHMENT. Blew the lid right off the conspiracy. Thank you.

At first, I thought I was reading a very clever accompaniment to this very clever article. I am disappoint.

I am ready to see her take him apart, piece by piece. He never felt more powerful than she and his comparative weakness has been a frustrating part of the show. It will be super cathartic to watch this season if it focuses on the hypocrisy of his success and seeing it ground to dirt under her tastefully chosen pumps.

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Waaaaaaaitaminute.

ugh, what a horrible scam! I come from the midwest where car trouble in the winter is a potentially life-threatening disaster, so people look out for each other and their cars. It never even occurred to me that vulnerability could be preyed upon but as Pauly mentioned in the above story...you learn.

On the same street, five years ago; a guy drove up next to me at a stop light and indicated I should roll down my window. I did and he shouted “there’s sparks coming out from your car!! you have to pull over!” - so duh, I did, because SPARKS!

So. Over. It.

ugh. just UGH! That flight attendant sounds like the worst kind of I-have-all-the-authority-and-no-responsibility person.

I actually think it’s because white American audiences (and the reflective Academy voters) have no direct emotional connection to a movie set in another country *that doesn’t feature a white person’s experience*. They prefers ones like that movie about the tsunami that featured a white family surviving while all

Are you kidding me?? This is not about a wall. Don’t let anyone tell you this is about a wall. IT’S ABOUT A NET! A GIANT NET DRAPED OVER OUR COUNTRY LIKE JESUS’ LOVE.

My family has owned and operated a small independent bookstore for 15 years and trust me, you aren’t alone. The general population has begun to figure out that when you have to upgrade your kindle/ipad every year or two, you’re spending a lot more money and wasting a lot more resources (has anyone actually recycled

I recently got into a verbal tussle with an old friend who I’ve always known as a staunch conservative but...this just blew my mind:

yeah, I’d like to keep away from sexist hashtags about breasts. Kinda one of the whole reasons I want a woman for president; someday, women will be able to be defined by beliefs and actions, not just body parts. I get where you are coming from though -