ugh, I just read it again. It’s relevant on every page but there is that scene where the doctors who performed abortions are executed and displayed for all to see...I literally have heard quotes from PP protesters calling for exactly that. The mad beasts who froth at the mouth at these rallies appear to think Atwood…

Yes yes yes. I broke up with my BF a year ago and he forgot to cancel his DSC subscription for a while...holy buckets, I’m never going back to a stupid pink lady razor for the rest of my days. Besides being great for legs, under arms and lady-bits also benefit from a closer, sharper shave. DSC for le win!

haha, yes! That and:

Yes, shame on me for feeling that a white actor representing a latin actor with this much brown makeup on his face is kinda gross:

yes...omg. I watched the video for “Work, Bitch” and there was something terribly disturbing about her face & body language but I couldn’t put a finger on it. Maybe it’s lithium? Dead and vacant for sure.

meh, I found the storyline to be painfully sloppy and trite. It did a disservice to both Krakowski’s acting and Fey’s writing. Just because it wasn’t intended to be offensive doesn’t mean they pulled it off. Similarly, I also found Alec Baldwin’s brown-face in that one episode of 30 Rock to be pretty misguided; I…

I did, Chewie has the ultimate sorrow-wail.

Actually, Gawker did a nice little summary of his newest novel earlier this year: http://review.gawker.com/25-unedited-ex…

So true. I work at a bookstore and there’s one thing incredibly consistent about sales of Franzen’s ‘Purity’; 9/10 the guy that buys it will be a version of Jeffery Wells. It’s a running joke among the staff...never flirt with a Franzen fan. Also a red flag author- Joshua Cohen. Ugh.

On a road trip when I was a tiny, my dad said something about how we were entering “the bread basket of america”. I asked why it was called that and he told me that these:

re: madonna - saw her perform at Coachella in like 2012. It was awful. She refused to play the main tent for some reason so 30K people tried to cram into a side-stage tent. She was an hour late and played (poorly) for 45 minutes and when people started booing as she left the stage, she threw beer on the front row fans…

I liked this - it was just the right level of ridiculous, creepy and saccharine. Carly really lived up to what I would have expected of her. I truly believe that shooting a promo with a pile of puppies should be a requirement for every candidate. In light of that, here’s my prediction of how that would go for each of…

I don’t know what The Moody Bible Institute is but I hope it’s where people study the angsty side of Jesus.

I hate this syrupy pink pile of pee-poo and everything it represents. But I love Veep. The fact that the creator is behind it really bums me out.

Somehow, even though I am a devout Jezebelian, I have avoided ever seeing a single clip of this show...until today. I couldn’t resist this ‘60 year old mother of six pretends she doesn’t understand how fertility works’ scenario.

When my sister was four, I told her that the wardrobe in our basement was the actual real one that would lead her to Narnia someday. I thought it would help her invest in the story as I was reading it outloud to her every night, and it did! We had such fun.

It’s bizarre to me that a man would think “I need to pass on my family legacy, it’s my duty” and I would say “me too!” and he would think I was out-of-order.

You are so right on about it being similar to alcohol...the last time I went through a really bad breakup, I was worried I would drown my sorrows and do something stupid...so instead I committed to a super intense 10 day juice cleanse.

Oh, I hear you.

haha, sorry, I was like two cups deep when I replied - what I meant was: