I don’t know what The Moody Bible Institute is but I hope it’s where people study the angsty side of Jesus.

I hate this syrupy pink pile of pee-poo and everything it represents. But I love Veep. The fact that the creator is behind it really bums me out.

Somehow, even though I am a devout Jezebelian, I have avoided ever seeing a single clip of this show...until today. I couldn’t resist this ‘60 year old mother of six pretends she doesn’t understand how fertility works’ scenario.

When my sister was four, I told her that the wardrobe in our basement was the actual real one that would lead her to Narnia someday. I thought it would help her invest in the story as I was reading it outloud to her every night, and it did! We had such fun.

It’s bizarre to me that a man would think “I need to pass on my family legacy, it’s my duty” and I would say “me too!” and he would think I was out-of-order.

You are so right on about it being similar to alcohol...the last time I went through a really bad breakup, I was worried I would drown my sorrows and do something stupid...so instead I committed to a super intense 10 day juice cleanse.

Oh, I hear you.

haha, sorry, I was like two cups deep when I replied - what I meant was:

::gasp:: haven’t seen that in at least a decade, must watch again immediately.

I wouldn’t because she was a librarian-turned-career-wife and when she was in the spotlight as first lady, she inspired no confidence that she had any personal goals of her own. I think that’s what a lot of people liked about her and likely what makes them uncomfortable with women like Hillary or Michelle.

He couldn’t make it to the ranch this year because he’s on a private casino plane circling international waters offshore of Macau - I heard he’s gambling with the passports of actual Qatari slave laborers instead of cash but that’s just a rumor.

Poor little guy. Puberty just never really took, huh?

BUT RUBIO IS SO TERRIBLE AT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING SPEAKING WORDS OUT-LOUD! HOW CAN HE POSSIBLY BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY BY ANY ADULT? HOW CAN THEY THINK HE WOULD KNOW HOW TO NEGOTIATE WITH PUTIN OR READ THROUGH A TRANSIT SYSTEM BUDGET ANALYSIS AND COMPREHEND IT?

Being married and being a descendant are two different things though. Dynastic politics is the right term for the Bush/Kennedy families but Hillary is genuinely qualified to be president in her own right and has worked for this harder than anyone else running. She has been a powerful politician, for decades, in her…

I would die to be there for the christmas grace at the Bush family table this year.

Interaction with my sister two days ago:

I lettered in prom because I went all four years. I also did not know that was a thing but hey, at least I got some good ‘you got the slut letter!’ jokes from my peers!

I have a 15 year old sister and let me tell you...teenagers do not know how to talk on the phone. It is so weird to watch her try too, she just doesn’t know what to answer to simple questions like “how are you?” or “do you know how to get there?”. She’s a smart kid but I guess teens communicate in such a different way…

You’ve been duped alright. By the production designers in LA who decided what bombs look like...so you see something that resembles a movie prop and think “IT’S A BOMB BECAUSE I SAW ONE JUST LIKE IT ON 24!”