Being married and being a descendant are two different things though. Dynastic politics is the right term for the Bush/Kennedy families but Hillary is genuinely qualified to be president in her own right and has worked for this harder than anyone else running. She has been a powerful politician, for decades, in her…

I would die to be there for the christmas grace at the Bush family table this year.

Interaction with my sister two days ago:

I lettered in prom because I went all four years. I also did not know that was a thing but hey, at least I got some good ‘you got the slut letter!’ jokes from my peers!

I have a 15 year old sister and let me tell you...teenagers do not know how to talk on the phone. It is so weird to watch her try too, she just doesn’t know what to answer to simple questions like “how are you?” or “do you know how to get there?”. She’s a smart kid but I guess teens communicate in such a different way…

You’ve been duped alright. By the production designers in LA who decided what bombs look like...so you see something that resembles a movie prop and think “IT’S A BOMB BECAUSE I SAW ONE JUST LIKE IT ON 24!”

Ah, excellent point. So you go ahead and get famous and don’t worry; your college friends won’t call you out as an exceptional asshole...because you are totally right that they will remember they were also assholes.

True - perhaps we should institute a “blackout year” policy where your personality at 18-19 is inadmissible. Because I, and everyone I know, was a complete and total asshole at that age.

“Besides extreme types like Ted Cruz types eventually self implode, burnout or lose the people’s faith in their movement or some lone gun man type ends it for them?”

I went to see an early stage version of her classic “Wishful Drinking” where everyone was treated to free champagne cocktails the entire show.

“The fucked up part is nothing bad will happen to anyone ..”

When I was 22, I was at a fund raising event and he saw me, locked eyes and reached over a crowd of besuited men to shake my hand. I literally almost fainted. I’m not a flighty woman but it still gives me tingles.

The weirdest thing about Tom Cruise is that when you watch him in movies, it feels like you’re seeing who he would be without scientology. Like in Edge of Tomorrow - his performance reads as a real person who lives in that universe, compared to the freaky glazed mannequin that did the press interviews for it in this…

oh my god, you are so right.

...but you say it right there in your last sentence - you call it an option.

What do you think of the Triborough Bridge and Tunnel Authority, Margie?

I watched it with sound and this must be the first time I intentionally listened to a trump-stump....WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HE SAYING?? It’s just...sounds at one point. It’s one thing to read excerpts of his speeches but to hear one, you truly get the depth of inadequacy going on here.

I went to college with her - she’s the sweetest person and really shockingly beautiful in real life.

“The NYPD officers near the press pen formed a chatty circle and had an animated conversation about power tools.”

he’s a collection of tube balloons filled with pudding. you heard it here first.