As Sue would say:

Totally. There’s something so irritating about the earnest and sanctimonious way he deals with his problems. Reminds me of my highschool chaplain - I’m sure he was an OK dude but he always had the light of a zealot shining from his eyes, like he was listening to choir music playing just a little louder than you were…

#notallchocolatesantas

so that’s the thing that kinda creeps me out about these sightings; with most comet/satellite sightings, multiple people report the same phenomenon on the same day, at the same time.

Can I just quick congratulate you on probably being the first person in history to type the words “Spiffy McBang is correct”.

If I hadn’t been with people two of the times I saw them, I doubt people would have believed me either. It’s so easy to dismiss the lights as something explainable until you see them...do let me know if you find anything!

I’m living in Minneapolis now! Maybe I’ll see them again - the weirdest part to me was that all three sightings were in a matter of months and then never again, even though I have spent a lot of time looking. I am more inclined to believe they are some kind of manmade drone/plane but I’ve never wanted to rule out the…

ooo, that definitely sounds like it could be the same thing, just in a different pattern. I also wonder why there isn’t even a passing mention of these kinds of lights, I’ve never read anything from a reputable source that provides a theory about them. I don’t think it’s a cover-up or anything but it’s weird that it’s…

Yes, that’s exactly the same!! They moved SO fast, it was really unnerving. It was hard to explain why the lights filled me with such an uncomfortable feeling of dread but probably because the movements were just so unnatural, my brain struggled to process it.

k, real quick, in case you need one more before you go to sleep -

I missed the original thread but I do have a x-filesish story -

My friend uses that as an excuse - I’ve been leaving messages and she says she’ll call me back. Likely story.

Yes, please - We are in Minneapolis - let’s take her to First Ave after to snap pictures with disposable cameras.

My 14 year old sister has nothing on her walls, just a painting or two my mom hung up to break up the space. I never thought it was weird until just this minute. I assumed she just had a minimalistic aesthetic or something but you are so right, it’s totally because she doesn’t read magazines or take pictures. I’m…

I mentioned in another comment but I am pretty sure the ads are tailored to your browser history - so if you’re the kind of person that reads articles about saving animals and protecting the environment, that’s probably why it’s showing up for you and not other people. It is actually to your credit that they are…

My teenage sister watches some really horrifying things like American Horror Story and The Human Centipede - I was deeply shocked and disturbed when I saw her history on our shared Netflix account. I tried to limit her access but the obvious thing with teens is that if you tell them NOT to watch something, they are…

That’s a solid point. There was definelty a sense that women stick together (or try to, until one of them gets snatched into a hotel room by four rapists) - from the very first, Zola was excited to make a new dance-buddy and it seems like she’s used to women who stick up for themselves and eachother. The fact that she…

Yeah, I mean, the story was epic because you never knew what was going to happen next and she told it well but I came away from it feeling like I truly have no fucking clue how strippers survive. The ‘twist ending’ with the arrest of a sex-trafficker was maybe the most horrific revelation of the whole encounter. At…

I’ve actually found that my kinja ads are reflective of my search engine history. Been shopping for a new countertop, beauty tips or fashion advice lately? Because I think these are targeted at you specifically. Clearly these ad companies have some really top-tier talent choosing their thumbnails.

I dunno, I never watched the show but I think the joke has been taken out of context: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/style-blo…