I was in New Orleans summer before last and we apparently were taking the same vacation because we kept bumping into her at restaurants and stuff. She seemed quite lovely and down-to-earth, from what I saw. Just exactly like most people her age. Probably a case of a PR person trying to get her to craft a persona on…

I just had a vision of calling that number, and suddenly Mark Ruffalo appears at my precinct and Hulks out on any would-be voting intimidators.

That is so weird. WHY is he such a creepy fucking weirdo?!

And me! It’s my birthday too! What company to have! I had delicious Italian food and got a clarisonic which I’ve wanted for so long and am now drinking ciders and watching trash tv with my bf and cat. Pretty good!

K but actually:

Who is cutting onions in here???? Why am I sobbing???

I’m going to get a twitter just because of this!

Absolutely! And she’s not afraid o bold colours. I love her style, because it’s so her. She owns it.

I just watched it. And wow, you’re right, it was so sweet. I got teary too!

Amber, I am digging that lip colour!!

When people do stuff like this, they really reveal themselves. Who is she hanging out with that is just passing out the Hitler quotes? “If you ignore his killing of 12 million people and plan to exterminate the world’s Jews, he actually had a lot of interesting things to teach us!”

I’m sure Peggy also considers herself to be “Very good with the Jews” as well.

Abortion was a capital offense in Nazi Germany in some cases and they gave awards to women for the more Aryan babies they had.

YUP. My brother sucked his thumb incessantly. Like, up to the age of four. My parents were worried about his teeth, etc. They walked past a power wheels car (the kind you actually “drive” with a battery, etc) in the store, he freaked out over it, and they said that you can’t drive if your thumb is in your mouth.

My parents apparently had similar trouble with me. So they bought me a beautiful canopy bed with beautiful pink bedding (5 year old cisgender, gender conforming girls love that shit) and when they caught me sleeping on the floor in front of their bedroom door, threatened to send it back to the store if I didn’t start…

I understand that your point is just a snarky jab at how thin-skinned babies who are wasting their time doing something you don’t care about can’t handle things that hurt their feeeeelings, but did you ever stop to consider how Twitter is a business that relies on people enjoying the service they provide? Maybe…

Yet your comment leaves 58 charactera to spare.. #IronicDontYouThink

I wanna believe that they’re slowly (too slowly, but at least there’s some movement) getting their shit together on the abuse front. I know they recently opened positions for anti-abuse work in San Francisco and Boulder.

All this shit going on with cake right now has me deeply concerned about my upcoming birthday