I would hope not! Both the states I have voted in since my 20s have paper ballots, counted by mechanical counters. I think the voter registration rolls that the nice white-haired old ladies use to check and make sure that you are registered are printed out right after the registration deadline passes, and are then…

“Also, this could have been a test of some sort.”

“on a scale of one to 10, this threat was an “eight.”

Yeah, there was a mass ungreying this week and I’m now approved on The Slot and Pictorial. So now I don’t have to beg to be ungreyed on every post!

He is like a cartoon version of a racist. He is so over the top and ridiculous that I want to laugh. Too bad he’s an actual governor of an actual state.

Fellow Mainer here, and you fucking NAILED it.

Same. Like when I was a kid and my dad would threaten to go to a family therapist, because obviously a professional would observe our family dynamic and be like, “You’re right, adult man. These children are assholes! And you do everything right! You should be MORE mean to them because they deserve it.”

“I have binders full of” should never be followed by inserting a specific demographic of people.

Maine is full of innocent white people who would be working hard and leading productive lives, except for the drug addictions forced upon them by minority drug dealers. See also: Planned Parenthood employees tricking women into pregnant and/or getting abortions.

I live in Maine, LePage isn’t competent enough to be a villain, even in a low-budget mob. He’s more like the protagonist’s idiotic crappy boss in an 80s workplace comedy. R-rated of course, because of the cursing.

According to the other commenters he fell substantially short of a majority both times but won anyway because they were three-way races.

“Friggin’”? Really?!

You can apparently get away with that kind of shit when there are essentially no minority groups in your state.

Thanks for taking the heat off us for a few days, Paul!! We got tired of being portrayed as the biggest asshole governors!

I love, but am also baffled by, people who say horrible things and then dare you to record them. Like, they’re absolutely convinced that the public at large will listen to their unhinged rants and vindicate them. Possibly with a fist bump and a “F*** yeah!”
Although, it seems to work for Trump, so what do I know.

I wonder if LePage cross-referenced this binder full of criminals with Romney’s binder full of women.

Ever the statesman.

So, like how many black and brown cocks has this guy sucked and snorted coke off of? Because he’s awfully caught up on minorities, sex, and drugs it seems. I bet he’s into some freaky shit.

This is what happens when an evil piece of shit dreamed up by Stephen King in one of his 288 novels somehow comes to life and governs a state.

Firstly, even if he were right about the majority of drug dealers being out-of-state Blacks and Latinos (he’s not), Maine is 94% white, so who exactly are the drug-addled customers, Le Page?