SATIRE

All the Jezebel writers getting earnestly in on this in the comments really threw my brain for a loop for a second. Hats off, you devils.

THERE IS NO GOD

I so get this. A lot of people in the comments here don’t seem to understand how profound and sincere and brave and sublime this was. I get it and I think you’re amazing. This reminds me of the personal essays I write in my blog about experimental dishes made with organic food. I especially like the central metaphor…

This is like at the end of a movie where rhe local sports team is way down in the 3rd period and the MVP makes a shocking appearance that turns the whole game around.

This noodle for some reason. (Boston)

Ugh, I WISH we had a pink wall. Instead, we have this fucking shit:

It’s even LESS impressive in person!

I live right by there and walk by on a regular basis. It's like its prom ALL year long.

I live in LA, so that dumb pink wall, and this sculpture, Urban Lights, Chris Burden. I hate photos of people clutching a light post and leaning back nonchalantly. Hate them!

Yeah, that must be true too. I didn’t realize that there were giant fields of the stuff as we didn’t leave the city proper for exploring. However, we were hit up every 2 seconds after stepping out of our hostel by people asking if we wanted some. I forget what they called it now...but, fun fact, a lot of the guys that…

Portland ME.

Or slather.

I feel like I laughed too much reading this.

I’m not even going to try to come up with something witty in response, because was so, so, so worried about this before I read on. I never should have doubted you, good lady.

I feel so #blessed to have read this rn.

It took me longer than I’d care to admit to get it.

really makes you think

This is about butt stuff right

This has inspired me to write a personal essay about how this personal essay made me feel.