Hillary seems quite capable and I really like her vocal support of reproductive rights.

Jesus Christ and the Chamber of Secrets?

Passion of the Christ: Part Jew.

I think, given subject matter, it should Jesus 2: Zombie Jew Boogaloo

Wow. That sounds like an amazing time out at the cinema.

Passion 2; Die Harder!

Jesus: Insurrection.

I went with a nun to see it on Saint Patrick’s Day in Buffalo, NY. She never seen a movie in theaters before. She almost had to defend me when a fistfight broke out in front of us because it was Saint Patrick’s Day and everyone was drinking.

Christ 2: Revenge of the King

Weekend at Christie’s.

Passion 2: Ecclesiastical Boogaloo.

Jesus’ Treasure 2: Bible of Secrets

Passion of the christ 2: The Return of the King.....of kings.

I was gonna go with “Passion of the Christ 2: Rise of The Silver Surfer” or “Passion of the Christ 2: The Rise of Taj” just because “Passion of the Christ 2: Judgement Day” is a little too on the nose.

I Still Know What Jesus Did Last Summer

Actually. I prefer the title

Tanner Cohen:

Can I...I mean...I just...I mean, I don’t want to draw attention away from the horrible, horrible, oblivious chauvinism and male privilege, but...

I fucking hate the way that the “white girl” meme has morphed from a tool for women of color to talk about white women’s complicity in white supremacist systems into a way for people to spew gross misogyny under the guise of calling out racial privilege.

So they have a brand that plays the role of a young white girl making fun of herself, but is actually controlled by a group of men. There’s something really gross about that, to me, and the disappearance of the female founder does not help.