Congratulations on your own sobriety. That can be a very difficult thing to do and maintain. Because we’re all friends here, I will avoid chiming in with a thing I read online about sobriety once. :-p

Off topic: hey, I’m 35 too! Isn’t it weird that demographics people can’t decide if we’re Millenials or Generation X?

So I don’t have any firsthand experience whatsoever and you probably shouldn’t listen to me, but I read a thing on the internet one time (lol) about different things that prompt your body to release dopamine. Some of them were mildly self-harming, like pulling out a hair. But another one was eating spicy food - that…

I know the bouncy chair things aren’t really safe for an infant to sleep in, but we did it all the time. It was the only way she would sleep by herself. Eventually we transitioned her to the crib, but not until she was, I don’t know, 6 months old? 8 months old? That chair was a godsend. I think ours was the fisher…

I knew there was a show called “Tiny House Hunters” but it wasn’t until I was watching it at the dentist that I finally found out that it was average-sized people hunting for tiny houses and not tiny people hunting for average-sized houses.

I had terrible anxiety about going to a wedding one time, and my therapist prescribed Xanax and that worked great for me. Good luck!

Nothing will ever be sexy again :-(

I’m glad you read the book and could share with us.

It wasn’t obvious to me that you’re not a native speaker! :-)

Everyone likes a little “ho with a hoe” action in the garden, know what I mean?

To be fair, ANY woman who’s been within 10 feet of Hugh Heffner probably needs therapy.

And thank you for pointing this out; now I know the correct term to use!

If you don’t want to feel self-conscious about eating alone, I recommend finding a place that caters to office workers around lunchtime. Lots of people eating by themselves there.

An abortion transaction conducted between two private parties via craigslist should be another loophole.

10/10, would definitely watch

Feidin Santana: BAMF

Oh, the Black Panthers definitely used a raised fist, I get that. But more commonly you see that gesture used by: anyone who’s ever finished a marathon, aced a science quiz, successfully purchased a house in a tight real estate market, cancelled a dentist appointment, danced in a club, etc.

A lot of good guesses about Trump’s VP pick, but aren’t people overlooking the obvious? Vladimir Putin.

Ben Carson does make more sense, but nothing about the rise of Donald Trump has made sense to me, so I think Carson is an unlikely pick for that reason.

I would master the art of the soft sell. I would sell so softly that neither the client nor the consumer would be aware that a commercial transaction was even a possibility. I would be an artist in my field and completely unsuccessful financially.