I really try to be a good person, so I definitely won’t say that someone should rape George Will so he can enjoy the coveted status.

I would chip in for that.

This guy is a great argument in favor of the plausibility of Clark Kent’s disguise. It’s amazing what a pair of glasses can do. It does not look like the same person.

It doesn’t count, but I want to hang out with you and start fires!

“Asshat” is a wonderful replacement choice. Just the right blend - mild profanity plus completely non-offensive noun - to be derogatory without attacking any marginalized group.

I think a good reason to pay attention to this is to talk about the state of interracial relationships in this country today. A lot of people have shared their experiences in the comments, good and bad, and it’s interesting. Also, a lot of people had never seen the word “miscegenation” before, so hey, fun vocabulary…

I have also had a hard time removing that word from my vocabulary. Luckily, people are coming up with acceptable substitutes all the time, like “douche canoe."

Mih-SEH-juh-nation. Not that the pronunciation is actually worth learning. :)

That big kitty is just sleeping, right? Right??? RIGHT?!?!

GAY CARD REVOKED!

I think I might be the target audience - I’ve been on the internet awhile, but never done online dating. I’m always interested in how spammers and scammers are upping their online game, even if I’m not interested in online dating. I knew about some of this stuff but not all.

Jezebel always comes through for me. I was just thinking, Hmm, where should I go for my next crime spree? Thanks, guys!

Yeah, what time capsule did this Dixiecrat spring from? And can we send him back to 1955 somehow?

Awww, lookit those paws!

Just make sure you hyphenate “gender-conflating.” Godspeed with your embroidery!

Nice to see you back here.

Bill James (the father of Sabermetrics) makes a really good case in favor of the intruder theory in his book Popular Crime, FWIW. But yeah, some world-class bungling definitely happened there.

I’m right there with you. Being 25 IS hard - but somehow this piece doesn’t capture that.

Save some room in your vomiting bucket for mine!

Ah, so that’s why we’ve all turned into lesbians.